Madidick

The name of a certain rare and elusive white whale. This creature is very rarely sighted amongst the seas as she has recently migrated to a certain dungeon, beneath a family of loving people. There, she spends her time sucking the souls of those around her, which she feeds on instead of krill. Her whale song, rather than sweet is a horrible noise. Humans are scarred upon laying eyes upon her. She has recently been captured by Captain Ahab (real name undiclosed for privacy reasons).

Boy 1: WHALE OFF THE STARBOARD BOW!!

Boy 2: That's no ordinary whale my friend. Inform Ahab. THAT IS A MADIDICK! his lover has escaped from her dungeon!

Captain Ahab: MAN THE HARPOONS!

IGGS girl: Isn't that just madi?

Madidick by liammantesso June 28, 2010

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maddick

a madman's most prized and th'cratched possession, also one of the main reasons why da fanokie wuvs him

when da maddick is off da yahoo, da fanokie throws a hissy fit

maddick by oke December 11, 2004

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Madidick • maddick • S.Maddick

S.Maddick

To tell someone Suck my dick, Fuck you, or fuck off. Best said as Eat My Johnson.

John: Son why the fuck did you drink up all the juice and didn't replace?James: What, dude S.Maddick.
Or Teacher calls on you to do a math problem in front of the class that you dont understand you, simply tell that tell him/her to S.Maddick.

S.Maddick by LA17 May 30, 2007

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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