Madidick

The name of a certain rare and elusive white whale. This creature is very rarely sighted amongst the seas as she has recently migrated to a certain dungeon, beneath a family of loving people. There, she spends her time sucking the souls of those around her, which she feeds on instead of krill. Her whale song, rather than sweet is a horrible noise. Humans are scarred upon laying eyes upon her. She has recently been captured by Captain Ahab (real name undiclosed for privacy reasons).

Boy 1: WHALE OFF THE STARBOARD BOW!!

Boy 2: That's no ordinary whale my friend. Inform Ahab. THAT IS A MADIDICK! his lover has escaped from her dungeon!

Captain Ahab: MAN THE HARPOONS!

IGGS girl: Isn't that just madi?

Madidick by liammantesso June 28, 2010

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maddick

a madman's most prized and th'cratched possession, also one of the main reasons why da fanokie wuvs him

when da maddick is off da yahoo, da fanokie throws a hissy fit

maddick by oke December 11, 2004

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Madidick • maddick • S.Maddick

S.Maddick

To tell someone Suck my dick, Fuck you, or fuck off. Best said as Eat My Johnson.

John: Son why the fuck did you drink up all the juice and didn't replace?James: What, dude S.Maddick.
Or Teacher calls on you to do a math problem in front of the class that you dont understand you, simply tell that tell him/her to S.Maddick.

S.Maddick by LA17 May 30, 2007

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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