maddick

a madman's most prized and th'cratched possession, also one of the main reasons why da fanokie wuvs him

when da maddick is off da yahoo, da fanokie throws a hissy fit

by oke December 11, 2004

S.Maddick

To tell someone Suck my dick, Fuck you, or fuck off. Best said as Eat My Johnson.

John: Son why the fuck did you drink up all the juice and didn't replace?James: What, dude S.Maddick.
Or Teacher calls on you to do a math problem in front of the class that you dont understand you, simply tell that tell him/her to S.Maddick.

by LA17 May 30, 2007

Richard Maddock

Someone with a subway-sized foot long schlong. Has inserted his schlong into many females and is often payed money by trophy wives to give them the service their husbands are incapable of providing. Occasionally referred to as 'Mad Dog', due to his unique characteristic for warping into a dog, getting really mad at people he doesn't like, and mauling them to death. He is also often referred to as 'Richardo Madjokovic', in comparison to the World Number 1 Novak Djokovic, however this is often viewed as an injustice to his tennis playing abilities. Richard was also raised in the hood and regularly slanged dope. He lives the thug life to this day and constantly fucks bitches and makes money. His favourite rap artist of all time is Tupac, who is 99.99% likely to be his father after DNA tests were conducted by Stephen Hawking in 2010. According to many close friends and family, Richard has inherited his father's rapping talents and is predicted to unleash his unique skills onto the American hip-hop scene within weeks. There is much speculation that his debut album will be titled 'His eyez on me' as a testimony to his father's life and career. There have been reports that Mad Dog has been dating Victoria's Secret models, Candice Swanepoel and Adriana Lima, at the same time. He is also believed to have fathered Kanye West and Kim Kardashian's child, North-West, although he claims he had no say in the naming of the child.

- Oh my god, I had sex with this guy last night. It was amazing. It was like a 5/10 on the Mad Dog scale.
- Eminem: my main inspiration was Tupac, however his love child with Biggie Smalls' wife, Richard Maddock, is my hero. That guy is venemous on the mike. His rhymes are potent and I can honestly say that he has made women cum in their pants through simply whispering in their ears.

by Tupacisthegreatestrapperever69 October 16, 2013

madnick

An, apparently, insane artist or intellectual. They would be labeled 'eccentric' or 'mad' by most. They tend to spend a lot of time alone and think a lot.

That one neighbour that never leaves home and eevryone thinks is a vampire, is probably a madnick...or a vampire;
'Pinky and the Brain' - Brain is a madnick;
Evil Genius 2 (PC) gave us the opportunity to play a madnick; and basically, most of everybody who ntries to take over the world

by Same guy who defined madondo September 10, 2010

Maddice

A very horrible ship name for a couple that will never exist!

Oh my cats… did you hear that Maddice will NEVER EVER NEVER become a thing like ever?

by AlieKat August 24, 2021

Madickagical

1. A rather stupid way of spelling 'magical' when making a typo.
2. A rather perverted way of spelling 'magical'.
3. Something as magical as one's dick.
4. 'My dick jiggles' in polite language.
5. Something that is simply too awesome for words.

1. Harry Potter is a very madickagical book- Oh, wait. Oops. I meant to type magical!
2. Babe, you're so madickagical.
3. That thing is so cool.. It's almost as magical as my dick. I'm going to say it's madickagical.
4. Madickagical, if you know what I mean.
5. That is just.. Amazing. Awesome. Fantabulous. No, not fitting. It's.. It's.. It's madickagical!

by Muw September 21, 2009

Maddock

Hot,smart, sexy, and has a huge pp

He’s cool and he’s planned out his life already his career if you don’t have a maddock in your life pray He needs nice and funny and wants to be your friend

I want to be a maddock

by Nejjrnrbxjjx December 31, 2020