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Madame Muffin

A girl who insists on wearing shirts that are absurdly tight and skinny jeans, resulting in an "extreme" muffin top.

I swear, madame muffin over there is poppin out blueberrys
Madame Muffin by mella rouge July 27, 2008

Madame Tussaud Museum 

Madame Tussaud's wax museum has now grown to become one of the major tourist attractions in London, and has expanded with branches in Amsterdam, Hong Kong (Victoria Peak), Las Vegas, Shanghai, Berlin, Washington D.C., New York City, and Hollywood. The current owner is Merlin Entertainments Group, a company owned by Blackstone Investment Group LP.In July 2008, Madame Tussauds' Berlin branch became embroiled in controversy when a 41-year old German man brushed past two guards and decapitated a wax figure depicting Adolf Hitler. This was believed to be an act of protest against showing the ruthless dictator alongside sports heroes, movie stars, and other historical figures. However, the statue has since been repaired and the perpetrator has admitted he attacked the statue to win a bet.The original model of Hitler, unveiled in Madame Tussauds London in April 1933 was frequently vandalised and a replacement in 1936 had to be carefully guarded.
Have you ever been to Madame Tussaud Museum?

Muncie Madam 

A Muncie Madam is a trashy older lader from the Midwest. Usually having origins in or near "the armpit of America" or as it's more well known...Muncie Indiana. She usually has a name that can be considered male or female, such as Toni, Pat, or Chris. She is usually reserved a seat at the pic nic table near the dominant Alpha male. The Alpha male will usually offer her his Potato Salad or Coleslaw as a sign that he is ready to mate.
Boy that lady over there sure is one hell of a Muncie Madam. You see the way Eugene just offered up the last of his "Slaw" to her?

I met this lady named Chris at the bar last night. She was a real Muncie Madam.
Muncie Madam by Possum Pete February 3, 2010
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026