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madalene 

Girls who are average height, can be shy but can get used to people the more they are around them. They are also very good looking and very smart. They like being called "babe" and like being around people who are active. Get yourself a madalene they're amazing!
Wow I wish I had a Madalene, the dude said. I have one and she's amazing, the other dude yelled.
madalene by Jerondivine March 23, 2017
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Madalene 

Madalene is the best at sex. She falls for a boy who is horrible and is a player. He never deserves to find love. Anyway madalene is the best girlfriend you could ever have. If you know a madalene keep her in your life forever and don’t be that boy who played her.
Johnny wishes he still had madalene
Madalene by Madalene February 22, 2020
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A Madalee is a girl who will love you forever. She's clumsy, yet cute. Go ask her out if you like her, or if she likes you! She's everything a girlfriend should be: hot AF, loving, caring, thoughtful, smart, WAY TOO DRAMATIC, and tempting. She will go out of her way any day of the week just to bring a smile to your face. If you have a Madalee in your life, don't let her go! She may be the love of your life.
Guy: Dang, that girl is hot. She must be a Madalee.
Madalee by Dexter_Racey12345 January 6, 2019
Madalena is one of the best people you will ever meet. She is sweet, kind, and very athletic. She has been through some heartbreak, however, she always gets back up (but it may take a bit of sulking). If you have a Madalena, never let go of her! You can talk to her about anything, and she will listen. Although she can be a bit annoying, she will always be there.
I'm so thankful that i have a Madalena in my life!!!
Madalena by r4t_h3ad March 20, 2019
Madalena's are the best people to have around, not only are they hot on the outside (thick AS FUCK) but they are really kind and genuine people. They care about the people they love but sometimes may find it hard to express their emotions to people.
They are also great girlfriends, they like being clingy but if you tell them not to be or start to show that then they will follow that and respect your wishes.(they will also get you the best birthday/Christmas presents EVER)
If you ever betray a Madalena then they will try to forgive but never forget, but as soon as you become their enemy...you´re dead meat.
If you are besties with a Madalena she will always have your back and never ditch you for someone else, she will always support you and like having you around in their life. Madalena´s like to be treated like they treat you so they also like to have a best friend that is always there for them and one that she can trust with EVERYTHING.
"look there's Madalena"
"I LOVE Madalena, she's so kind hearted and super pretty!!!"
Madalena by your grams November 18, 2020
Madalee is a girl with a lot of talents. She is VERY good in bed. Don't even come close to miss your chance to be with her. After all, you might spend the rest of your life, just WISHING that you gave her a chance.
Hot guy: man, I wish I gave Madalee a chance. She's SO hot.
Madalee by Dexter_Racey12345 January 6, 2019
She's this perfect girl, who loves Arctic Monkeys and deserves a good-looking, smart boy.
"Hey, I just met this awesome girl..."
"I bet she was a Madalena"
Madalena by inspiredgirl January 3, 2012
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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