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Mad jacker’s syndrome

A guy or gal that is addicted to masturbation especially while on meth.
David had ‘mad jacker’s syndrome’ and almost went blind, but he’s recovered now!

madjacker 

An individual who violently jacks off every time he (or she) experiences mental frustration.
Do you know how I know Dave is a madjacker? He has signs over his bed with arrows pointing towards him that say "madjacker."
madjacker by Chris Frosh October 20, 2007
A man that masterbates (jacks off )

In public places without embarrassment
OMG! Did you see that man with the blanket over his head jacken' off, he's a madjacker!
Madjacker by AnamayBeNot October 15, 2025

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026