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A person who jacks off

That dude is a mad jacker.

Mad jacker by Gotaday May 29, 2017

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Mad jacker’s syndrome

A guy or gal that is addicted to masturbation especially while on meth.

David had ‘mad jacker’s syndrome’ and almost went blind, but he’s recovered now!

Mad jacker’s syndrome by Papi_chulo_OG November 14, 2025

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madjacker

An individual who violently jacks off every time he (or she) experiences mental frustration.

Do you know how I know Dave is a madjacker? He has signs over his bed with arrows pointing towards him that say "madjacker."

madjacker by Chris Frosh October 20, 2007

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Madjacker

A man that masterbates (jacks off )

In public places without embarrassment

OMG! Did you see that man with the blanket over his head jacken' off, he's a madjacker!

Madjacker by AnamayBeNot October 15, 2025

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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