macoroni

a secret word you and your amazing boyfriend who doesnt have a cell phone use so that you know who you are textig when they borrow there friends phone. That way the friend can not pretend to be ur amazing boyfriend.

Text Message received form Dillon :

Hey whats up? Macoroni.

That way I know its Toby.

by Charlybrown July 9, 2009

macoroni

Shit made my Kraft, as a substitute for food. -Found at acme-

I oped the box of macoroni and cooked that shit.

by loserloo April 26, 2006

Macoroni Water

someone who's actually Dog water In a Game

UR MACORONI WATER DOG WATER COCK WATER

by UR DOG WATER March 5, 2021

riley macoroni

Someone who will hate me for this and has a last name of Macoroni and will also probably punch me

Wow look that her, she’s Riley Macoroni

by 7High Noon December 15, 2017

macaroni meat mountain

A person possessing qualities such as fat, obese, sweaty, smells like raw meat, or overall morbidly obese. He or she who is a macaroni meat mountain is usually ugly as well.

Bitteto you frigga macaroni meat mountain!

by spicymctuna:) April 18, 2009

macaroni noises

A reference to an old vine:

*stirs pot of macaroni*
*macaroni makes squishy sounding noise*
“this is what good pussy sounds like”
Basically a reference to the sound a vagina makes during sex

“damn he did me so good last night had the macaroni noises”
“wtf does that even mean”

by gookoo December 29, 2019

Macaroniously

ADVERB mac-a-ron-i-ous-ly mak-uh-roh-nee-us-lee

1. Used as an adverb meaning whatever you want it to mean.

2. *Possibly actually means something along the lines of 'Inherently'.

"Every student macaroniously believes that their teacher hates them."

--Principal Blackman, Strangers with Candy

by hobocamp August 12, 2009