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When in order to preserve in thrift and merriment, all the alcohol must be consumed.
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Tradition from Scotland; When the town is burning down, or semi apocolyptic anarchy is impending rather than work unfruitfully to save a building or escape to safety, bar patrons drink up as much alcohol as they can in other words; "don't let those boos go to waste".
The bar is burning down! -macintyre!
by Prof. Cheeseburger August 18, 2010
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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Is a term given to:
(1) an outsanding plug or tool who demonstrates time after time their pluggish qualities
(2) a weak person
(3) a man who cannot talk to women
(4) a person who cannot play hockey
(5) a person who claims to have had sex for over 76 minutes
(6) a person who does not consume alcohol
Hey did you hear what happened to Dan?

- No what happened?

Well apparently he pulled a macintyre! Didn't drink, hit on any women and went to sleep alone!
by Americas.Team December 19, 2010
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A term used to describe:

1) Lifting heavy ass weight in the gym
2) Not a Cowboys fan
3) A boss in general
4) Pocalyuko mom's pimp
I pulled a MacIntyre in the gym today

- Wow you deadlifted 400 lbs?

Yea 8 times
by SteelersNation February 11, 2011
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