MacIntyre

Is a term given to:
(1) an outsanding plug or tool who demonstrates time after time their pluggish qualities
(2) a weak person
(3) a man who cannot talk to women
(4) a person who cannot play hockey
(5) a person who claims to have had sex for over 76 minutes
(6) a person who does not consume alcohol

Hey did you hear what happened to Dan?

- No what happened?

Well apparently he pulled a macintyre! Didn't drink, hit on any women and went to sleep alone!