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Machunk Rack
A type of rack you can ask for in ruit. It is a mad up of 4 cups and looks like a sideways diamond. It can also be called a sideways vagina, sideways diamond, loose vagina, the slut, skankbag or reverse diamond.
Ruit Player 1 : Hey man can we get a Machunk Rack?
Ruit Player 2 : Whatever man, thats mad gross though.
Kid Watching Game: MACHUNK! MACHUNK! MACHUNK!
Ruit Player 2 : Whatever man, thats mad gross though.
Kid Watching Game: MACHUNK! MACHUNK! MACHUNK!
Machunk Rack by Mark " Dr. C's butt boy" Cruz November 11, 2010
Related Words
Machung • Macungie • maching • McHungry • maachung • Machang • machinga • Machingale • machingelan • machinglish
RubTub Machuggin'
Excessively masturbating until the upcoming event of a raw and bleeding penis. RubTub; being the fun part of the event, and Machuggin; the perseverance to get to that point. This is the step Men achieve past Extreme levels of masturbating to reach a common and difficult nut.
Scientists say that RubTub Machuggin' is extremely unhealthy for anyone to accomplish. Studies show that too much RubTub Machuggin' can lead to a leathery foreskin.
We do not insist on anyone subjecting to RubTub Machiggin'; perform this only if you are an experienced RubTub Machuggin' licensed Machugger.
Scientists say that RubTub Machuggin' is extremely unhealthy for anyone to accomplish. Studies show that too much RubTub Machuggin' can lead to a leathery foreskin.
We do not insist on anyone subjecting to RubTub Machiggin'; perform this only if you are an experienced RubTub Machuggin' licensed Machugger.
"Oh my God! Your foreskin feels like leather!" - Jane
"Yeah, I used to be really heavy into RubTub Machuggin'."-John
"Yeah, I used to be really heavy into RubTub Machuggin'."-John
RubTub Machuggin' by JugsNRugs April 3, 2011
Big McHunggies
Big McHunggies by Buhboat17701342069 March 21, 2019
macungah
When the Simpsons go to New Zanzibar, a short scene is shown where tribesmen are sitting around a campfire. Macungah is a type of leader who is looked to for guidance, and also wears a ridiculously large mask.
macungah by Hobbit Killa December 6, 2004
Machunk
A rack in ruit. When there are four cups left you can ask for a normal or loose vagina. The loose vagina is a machunk.
Ruit player 1: Can I have a vagina rack
Ruit player 2: Do you want a tight one or loose one?
Ruit player 1: GIVE ME THE MACHUNK!!!!!!
Ruit player 2: Do you want a tight one or loose one?
Ruit player 1: GIVE ME THE MACHUNK!!!!!!
Machunk by Mrs. Terwilliger November 11, 2010
maachung
maachung by Kingkong56 June 28, 2010
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