English words that are mangled by inadequate speech-to-text or Auto-complete software. A combobulation of Machine and English, pronounced mah-sheen-glish.

"I said dinner, but autocomplete Machinglished that into divorce."

machinglish by Jhhh February 19, 2015

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machiniality

(v.) act of boning machines

Andrew commited machiniality when he boned his laptop.

We caught Andrew in the act of machiniality with his dick stuck in his Taurus' tailpipe.

machiniality by Andrew69b November 2, 2008

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Machinate

To plan or plot especially to do harm.

He would machinate with really considerable energy.

Machinate by Monchie~ February 2, 2022

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machiniality

a person who has sex with machines

that bitch is into machiniality or that dickhead's into machiniality

machiniality by J.W.R. April 3, 2008

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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