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Machingale 

To fuck off, to get away from
Guy 1: hey, remember that time I farted
Guy 2: MACHINGALE!!!
Guy 1: fine.
Machingale by PincheTortilla July 14, 2011
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Machinae Supremacy

A kickass Swedish alternative rock group with a video game feel to their songs.
Hey have you ever listened to Machinae Supremacy?
Machinae Supremacy by jbonkerz December 23, 2003

Martingale 

The most amazing piece of equipment that a horse wears around its neck to prevent it from smashing you in the face.
person 1: hey, what happened to your face?

person 2: I forgot to put my horses martingale on again...
Martingale by Katie14100 August 9, 2013

machinglish 

English words that are mangled by inadequate speech-to-text or Auto-complete software. A combobulation of Machine and English, pronounced mah-sheen-glish.
"I said dinner, but autocomplete Machinglished that into divorce."
machinglish by Jhhh February 19, 2015

machiniality 

(v.) act of boning machines
Andrew commited machiniality when he boned his laptop.

We caught Andrew in the act of machiniality with his dick stuck in his Taurus' tailpipe.
machiniality by Andrew69b November 2, 2008

Machinate 

To plan or plot especially to do harm.
He would machinate with really considerable energy.
Machinate by Monchie~ February 2, 2022

machiniality 

a person who has sex with machines
that bitch is into machiniality or that dickhead's into machiniality
machiniality by J.W.R. April 3, 2008
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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