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Why because Machu said I can
Machu is a boy nickname. He is a very hot guy and has the best personality. He is always reliable and ypu can always talk to him. Everyone likes him except for rude people which he hates too. Machu is a perfect nickname for a perfect guy
Machu: Hi
Everyone: *blush*
Machu by Stewart Joseph November 23, 2021

Machu Picchu Mudslide 

When you are having anal sex with a Peruvian woman without giving her a proper cleaning prior; when you pull out she has major colon blow all over your Johnson.
Last night I was banging Guadalupe and she had a Machu Picchu Mudslide all over the place.....It was nasty.

Machu Piccu 

The absolute hottest guys in the Westhampton Beach Area.
Imposter, Big one, etc..

"Dude, big one is so beautiful..."
"I know! .. Wait.. is he a machu piccu?"
"Well, not as much as imposter, but he definitely is!"
Machu Piccu by AmanderGerr January 26, 2009

Machu Picchu 

When an attractive lady is in the general vicinity and it must to be announced, while maintaining anonymity.
A hot blonde young tender wearing spanx just walked by and she looks so fine. Hey Erik, don't look now, Machu Picchu...
Machu Picchu by renndog May 18, 2013

Machu-Pichu 

A mountain in South America but also a nickname for a person named Matthew.

First used by fobs who couldn't say Matthew correctly, so they converted it into a name that would be cute but hide their inability to speak english correctly
"Hey! its machu-pichu!"
"But we're in Europe..."
"No, machu!"
"Ohhhh...Matthew"
Machu-Pichu by Stophy October 4, 2008