MacGruder 

People that just talk out there ass and make retarded people look smart.

That dude didn't have a clue what he was talking about, what a MacGruder.

MacGruder by DB4life July 8, 2011

MacGruder 

An inbred pole smoker too stupid to understand his own defeat.

Anti gravity has existed since the 60s?! What a MacGruder!

MacGruder by TheRevLOLOL July 15, 2011

Father Jon McGruder 

Father McGruder, a.k.a. "The Kung Fu Priest", is a character in Peter Jackson's "Dead Alive/Braindead". He always calls for divine intervention and kicks ass for the Lord.

Father McGruder: "This calls for divine intervention!"

Father McGruder: "I KICK ASS FOR THE LORD!"

Guy #1: "What is the name of the Kung Fu Priest in that one movie with Peter Jackson, zombie babies, and the Lawnmower scene?"

Guy#2: "Father Jon McGruder, he kicks ass for the Lord."

Father Jon McGruder by thatoneguyfromdowntheway July 25, 2011

MacGruber 

Saturday Night Live parody of the 80s TV show MacGyver. Like with MacGyver, the title character in this sketch uses common household items to help get out of danger, usually an impending explosion. One difference is that MacGruber needs something fairly disgusting to help carry out the task (i.e. a dog turd or human pube).

MacGruber and other characters spend so much time arguing that the room they're in explodes.

I'm not handing you that dog turd, MacGruber!

Okay, I'll get it myself.

ka-BLOOM!

MacGruber by The Producer February 1, 2007

MacGruber'd 

MacGruber'd, commonly pronounced "Magruberd", adj: Based on the Saturday Night Live skit "MacGruber", this word describes a person in an impending state of doom or annihilation.

Alternate usage:
Dunzo MacGruber'd,adj:Describes a person in an excessive inebriated state, soon to be either passed out or sick to the point of vomiting.

Drunko MacGruber,Proper noun: Refers to a person in a highly intoxicated state.

-Made popular by students of Amherst College.

MacGruber'd:Playing a video game, "Dude, you are so MacGruber'd." This comment would be directed towards the person with clear imminent death.

Dunzo MacGruber'd: At a party,"Look how much that guy drank, he is dunzo MacGruber'd.

Seeing a drunk person approaching,"Hey drunko MacGruber, did you have enough to drink tonight?"(in a facetious tone)

MacGruber'd by Indianajeff13 November 7, 2009

Macgruber 

The act of distracting someone by: taking all your clothes off then sticking celery in between the butt cheeks while covering your genitals and waddling around like a penguin.

What the fuck?? That guy is doing the macgruber!

Macgruber by NotDanielTosh October 25, 2010

mcgrader 

a bad motherfucker

i saw that mcgrader at the library, he was kicking the shit out of some guy.

mcgrader by Keith Schroeder October 21, 2003