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MacFlower 

A very midgety looking creature that is mostly Native American, it climbs tree's and has opposable toes. It walks around with stringy blonde pigtails, and has a nose the size of a tic-tac. This creature generally fears human beings. A MacFlower's habitat is commonly found in a redwood tree. These species are very rare.
NikVictoria and Maggsiex10 go on a hiking trip.

Nik: OMFG WTF DID YOU JUST SEE THAT MACFLOWER?!?!
Maggie: WHAT?! JUSTIN BIEBER?! WHERE? WHERE!?!?!?!?!1111one
Nik: No, you twit -.-, a MACFLOWER. I swear to god, I just saw one! It just jumped onto that tree branch!
Maggie: What the hell, you're wasting my time. It obviously isn't important enough if it isn't my beloved JUSTIN BEAVER. BEANER. BIEBER**!!
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MacFlower 

A short girl with pigtails whom can be very, very annoying and amusing.
Ohhay theres a MacFlower on the barby!
MacFlower by Danii;; February 14, 2010

Mayflower Mentality 

The belief in the “First come, mine forever.” school of thought. Does not apply to indigenous peoples. First noted in pop culture in The Netflix series “Wild, wild country” by Ma Anand Sheila in season one episode two
“That crazy bitch down the street doesn’t think any Puerto Rican’s should live in this township!”

“Oh, she got that mayflower mentality. Silly bitch.”

meatflower 

a. Noun Any of four folds of tissue of the female external genitalia
b. Noun The labia majora and minora.
Man, I bet that young woman has one sexy meatflower.
meatflower by Dan March 10, 2004
A person who foolishly spends excessive money on technology hoping to somehow become superior or cool because of said purchase even though superior lower cost technology exists.
James spent so much money on his iphone and Mac he had to live with his parents, what a MacLoser!

MacLoser; I got a new car today, I'll be over to pick you up as soon as I get it back from my Machanic, get some Macgas, and find an approved Macroad to your house. But don't worry, after 30 years and 10% market share soon everyone will be driving a Maccar... ihope
Macloser by Nomac March 20, 2009
A burgeoning artist; one of pure artistic intent and merit.
The pianist's Beethoven recital was rough, though at times he seemed a manflower on the verge of virtuosity.
manflower by Ellen Bancroft June 12, 2006

mayflowered 

A practical joke with serious consequences. Coined by MisterFantasmo.
Why do I feel ill?" "You got mayflowered!" "What?" "I put poison in your coffee.
mayflowered by LoyalNugget May 30, 2011