Macloser

A person who foolishly spends excessive money on technology hoping to somehow become superior or cool because of said purchase even though superior lower cost technology exists.

James spent so much money on his iphone and Mac he had to live with his parents, what a MacLoser!

MacLoser; I got a new car today, I'll be over to pick you up as soon as I get it back from my Machanic, get some Macgas, and find an approved Macroad to your house. But don't worry, after 30 years and 10% market share soon everyone will be driving a Maccar... ihope

Macloser by Nomac March 20, 2009

McLoser 

The perfect nickname for your crush when his parents own your local McDonald's.

Did you see Connor vandalizing Burger King's playground yesterday? He's such a McLoser!

McLoser by MyDensity July 18, 2017

manloser 

The opposite of a girlboss. a man who lacks confidence, security, a social life, and a sex life. Manlosers are sensitive and needy, they have very little friends and cling to those friends like they’re the last person on the fucking planet. They usually spend their time in the room on their computer, and being horny as shit, because these men have no sex life.

person 1 :“you know that joshua guy right? he and i are friends”
person 2 : “duude dont be friends with that manloser he is such a fucking pussy”

manloser by manloserjoshua September 8, 2021

Loser Mcloserson 

A nerd who has not yet reached puberty mentally and has not yet expressed an interest in the opposite sex. Mainly of the male species and often plays Megaman or PSP or similar video games and has lame LAN parties and such.

"Hey, that guy's kinda cute. Wanna go talk to him?"
"Are you kidding me? Only from this far away. Up close, he's the epitome of a loser mcloserson!"

Loser Mcloserson by hey797 March 15, 2010

loser mcloserson 

Any guy who is a science nerd, doesn't yet like girls, plays random video games, and talks to teachers for fun. Often named Martin.

Omg that kid is such a Loser Mcloserson

loser mcloserson by losermcloserson January 13, 2010

closey mccloserson 

a person who parks too close to another person.

way to go, closey mccloserson. you almost scratched my car.

closey mccloserson by jane February 18, 2005

MaClover 

The nickname for the most cramped, hottest/coldest room closest to the bathroom and furthest from the stairs room in Hill College House is MaClover. Obviously the most wanted room on campus.

Teddy: dude, I can't wait to get into hill. I want a huge room.
Martin: LOLJK, I want MaClover

MaClover by Thatoneguyoverthere.. May 24, 2011