Mac Fiend

A specie of human who will compulsively buy any product as long as there is a lower case "i" in front of its name.

my friend is such a Mac Fiend he says things like "hey dude i waited in line for three and a half days to get my new iToaster. I love it even though it cost 580 dollars more than my other one and has the same functionality!!!"

Mac Fiend by Eli Buddah March 10, 2008

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Mac Force-Field

The act, usually performed of women, of wearing to dam much make up.

Dam. Girl would be hella pretty if that Mac Force-Field wore off.

Mac Force-Field by Randall The Bear February 13, 2010

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MacFiend

Strange creature living somewhere in the woods, he is looking at sic pictures all day. Sometimes he may even attack strangers who are passing by.

Oh man, I got attacked by a MacFiend again.

MacFiend by Thomas Rutherfield December 31, 2005

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

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