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M_acys by Meganattorney June 23, 2021
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Macy's
An institution where countless bright professionals accidentally drop by and sacrifice their career, sanity, will to live, happiness, and financial gain.
Workplace Environment: All the senior executives refuse to leave their post, retire, or advance to another position. Many of them had same job/title for over 10 to 20 years. (yet they waste countless work hours on succession planning twice a year)
Their idea of executive training is to delegate insane amount of work to few bright talents until they leave the company. (Some lose their mind and actually pretend they are Joker from Batman movies......)
Rumors say many new executives out of school made more money working at local McDonald's while in school compared to their Macy's salary.
Bonus = Macy's money.
Benefits: Must work in the store once a yr (one actually moved boxes at loading dock in a CK suit). Annual deduction (guilt trips) from welfare salary for United Way. (they set aside this deduction and later classify as Misc income when earnings fall short...)
Workplace Environment: All the senior executives refuse to leave their post, retire, or advance to another position. Many of them had same job/title for over 10 to 20 years. (yet they waste countless work hours on succession planning twice a year)
Their idea of executive training is to delegate insane amount of work to few bright talents until they leave the company. (Some lose their mind and actually pretend they are Joker from Batman movies......)
Rumors say many new executives out of school made more money working at local McDonald's while in school compared to their Macy's salary.
Bonus = Macy's money.
Benefits: Must work in the store once a yr (one actually moved boxes at loading dock in a CK suit). Annual deduction (guilt trips) from welfare salary for United Way. (they set aside this deduction and later classify as Misc income when earnings fall short...)
Macy's never have to have any layoffs.....employees voluntarily leave every month. It is the only company in America still hiring when everyone else is under hiring freeze.
Macy's by TerryLundgren December 9, 2008
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Macy's Day Roll'd
On Thanksgiving 2008, cartoon network had a float in the Macy's Day Parade. They began with a normal song and suddenly, the all too familiar song started and Rick Astley Rick Roll'd the entire country.
Macy's Day Roll'd by Chypocrite December 15, 2008
macys day parade
macys day parade is a song that billie Joe Armstrong (Green Day's front man) wrote about thanks giving day, how macys supported it, and now turned it into a commercial!
its on their album warning
its on their album warning
"todays a macys day parade, the night of the living dead is on its way, with the credit report of duty calls. it's a life time guarrentee stuffed in a coffin 10% more free, red light specials at the mussolium, whats the concelation pirze? economy sized dreams of hope
etc etc etc
etc etc etc
macys day parade by Tunny June 11, 2006
Macys_
A rude person with little to no regard for anyone else’s feelings. He has single handily ruined mine and a lot of chats I’ve been a part of, both public and private. Do yourself a favor and kick him from whatever chat you’re a part of.
He also goes by: mason,lil_macys, and fagfagfag.
He also goes by: mason,lil_macys, and fagfagfag.
Anyone: why are you acting so rude?
Macys_: Stfu before I rape you
Anyone: that’s an awful thing to say
Macys: that’s an awful thing to say 🥴
Macys_: Stfu before I rape you
Anyone: that’s an awful thing to say
Macys: that’s an awful thing to say 🥴
Macys_ by Big balls big dick February 12, 2019
Macy's Day Parade Reverse Bidet Soufflé
The delicately balanced art of getting a good ole fashioned mouthy while the female is taking a dump (a reverse blumpkin) while using a bidet to clean her bhole.
They japanese local was pleased to hand out many macy's day parade reverse bidet soufflés for the simple price of some eggs tyrone.
Macy's Day Parade Reverse Bidet Soufflé by @Ericfordays September 3, 2012
3rd floor of Macy's
Hey, I saw you on the 3rd floor of Macy's on 11/15/19 at 8:40pm in Mission Viejo, you do know there was a giant window there, right?
3rd floor of Macy's by RexViper2000 November 16, 2019
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