An institution where countless bright professionals accidentally drop by and sacrifice their career, sanity, will to live, happiness, and financial gain.
Workplace Environment: All the senior executives refuse to leave their post, retire, or advance to another position. Many of them had same job/title for over 10 to 20 years. (yet they waste countless work hours on succession planning twice a year)
Their idea of executive training is to delegate insane amount of work to few bright talents until they leave the company. (Some lose their mind and actually pretend they are Joker from Batman movies......)
Rumors say many new executives out of school made more money working at local McDonald's while in school compared to their Macy's salary.
Bonus = Macy's money.
Benefits: Must work in the store once a yr (one actually moved boxes at loading dock in a CK suit). Annual deduction (guilt trips) from welfare salary for United Way. (they set aside this deduction and later classify as Misc income when earnings fall short...)
Workplace Environment: All the senior executives refuse to leave their post, retire, or advance to another position. Many of them had same job/title for over 10 to 20 years. (yet they waste countless work hours on succession planning twice a year)
Their idea of executive training is to delegate insane amount of work to few bright talents until they leave the company. (Some lose their mind and actually pretend they are Joker from Batman movies......)
Rumors say many new executives out of school made more money working at local McDonald's while in school compared to their Macy's salary.
Bonus = Macy's money.
Benefits: Must work in the store once a yr (one actually moved boxes at loading dock in a CK suit). Annual deduction (guilt trips) from welfare salary for United Way. (they set aside this deduction and later classify as Misc income when earnings fall short...)
Macy's never have to have any layoffs.....employees voluntarily leave every month. It is the only company in America still hiring when everyone else is under hiring freeze.
by TerryLundgren December 9, 2008
Get the Macy's mug.The worlds largest department store or shopping mall in the USA
which was founded in NY around 50 years ago
It's favoured by young teens and women, especially from the SFV
Other hardcore shoppers in the US love it,and people dont usually shop alone there because they like to bring friends, families, etc.. for a shopping spree they can never forget
It is found like in every state in the US and it's fuckin huge!!!!
You can get carried away, but its expensive and i mean really expensive.
Here are some of the stuff you can find at Macy's:
Clothing
Footwear
Bedding
Furniture
Jewelry
Beauty Products
Reasons why i hate Macy's so much
- The girls at my school keep asking me to go and help them choose a fucking hat for a fucking night out at some geeks party
(and im a boy myself, how the hell am i supposed to know)
- It's mega expensive there
- Its too busy
- When you first enter you think it has everything but when you cant find what you want...
Macy's on the other hand can be handy sometimes...
- If you shop there once you dont need to go buying stuff apart from food for the rest of your life
- Its an experience for like one time only
- You can get a $500 Macy's shopping card in the internet for like free, but u gotta put cash in it first.
which was founded in NY around 50 years ago
It's favoured by young teens and women, especially from the SFV
Other hardcore shoppers in the US love it,and people dont usually shop alone there because they like to bring friends, families, etc.. for a shopping spree they can never forget
It is found like in every state in the US and it's fuckin huge!!!!
You can get carried away, but its expensive and i mean really expensive.
Here are some of the stuff you can find at Macy's:
Clothing
Footwear
Bedding
Furniture
Jewelry
Beauty Products
Reasons why i hate Macy's so much
- The girls at my school keep asking me to go and help them choose a fucking hat for a fucking night out at some geeks party
(and im a boy myself, how the hell am i supposed to know)
- It's mega expensive there
- Its too busy
- When you first enter you think it has everything but when you cant find what you want...
Macy's on the other hand can be handy sometimes...
- If you shop there once you dont need to go buying stuff apart from food for the rest of your life
- Its an experience for like one time only
- You can get a $500 Macy's shopping card in the internet for like free, but u gotta put cash in it first.
1)Macy's is so fucking popular
2) Sarah: so hey like want to come shopping tomorrow?
Samantha: yeah sure where are we going?
Sarah: Macy's!!!!
Samantha: like oh my god im like gonna tell all my friends and its gonna be like totally amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sarah: please don't...
3) Bill: shit i spent like $15000 in Macy's and i could get them cheaper at Walmart
4) Tina: like oh my god the clothes section, Macy's is the best!!
2) Sarah: so hey like want to come shopping tomorrow?
Samantha: yeah sure where are we going?
Sarah: Macy's!!!!
Samantha: like oh my god im like gonna tell all my friends and its gonna be like totally amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sarah: please don't...
3) Bill: shit i spent like $15000 in Macy's and i could get them cheaper at Walmart
4) Tina: like oh my god the clothes section, Macy's is the best!!
by Downtown wtf August 28, 2007
Get the macy's mug.On Thanksgiving 2008, cartoon network had a float in the Macy's Day Parade. They began with a normal song and suddenly, the all too familiar song started and Rick Astley Rick Roll'd the entire country.
by Chypocrite December 15, 2008
Get the Macy's Day Roll'd mug.The delicately balanced art of getting a good ole fashioned mouthy while the female is taking a dump (a reverse blumpkin) while using a bidet to clean her bhole.
They japanese local was pleased to hand out many macy's day parade reverse bidet soufflés for the simple price of some eggs tyrone.
by @Ericfordays September 3, 2012
Get the Macy's Day Parade Reverse Bidet Soufflé mug.A homosexual who works for Macy's who wants to think they are better than who they really are. These people are usually quite flamboyant in a feminine way and have a need for attention. These people usually have a negative attitude towards people they don't attract to or to people who reject them.
You know he's a Macy's Queen when you've see him work at Macy’s before and he carries that attitude with that feminine body language.
by Jesseinsf October 18, 2008
Get the Macy's Queen mug.Definition 1: An above average looking male/female percieved as a 9 or 10, who couples up with a below average looking male/female, percieved as a 4 or a 5.
Definition 2: An analogy to explain how an unattractive person couples up with an attractive person. The unattractive person usually "shops" and "buys" his/her boyfriend/girlfriend at Walmart, but happens to get lucky and hit the Macy's one day sale.
Definition 2: An analogy to explain how an unattractive person couples up with an attractive person. The unattractive person usually "shops" and "buys" his/her boyfriend/girlfriend at Walmart, but happens to get lucky and hit the Macy's one day sale.
Mark: Wow,,,,how did Fat Amy hook up with Johnny Football?
Kim: I have no idea.
Mark and Kim (in unison): "Macy's One Day Sale."
Kim: I have no idea.
Mark and Kim (in unison): "Macy's One Day Sale."
by Federal Pest Control January 8, 2013
Get the Macy's One Day Sale. mug.Annual Thanksgiving tradition that has taken place in the Big Apple for nearly 100 years. Giant balloons, tons of marching bands, clowns, floats, fun stuff :) Event is annually televised on NBC.
Rando #1: How was your Thanksgiving?
Rando #2: I spent the morning watching the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade and then ate some delicious turkey and watched football.
Rando #1: Sounds like a very wholesome holiday!
Rando #2: I spent the morning watching the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade and then ate some delicious turkey and watched football.
Rando #1: Sounds like a very wholesome holiday!
by jay gee December 1, 2022
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