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my homie's schmeat

when your homie kisses you goodnight and you succ his schmeat as an act of kindness
Yo, lemme succ your schmeat
ayt first lemme kiss you good night
I succed my homie's schmeat las night

My Homie Lb 

My homie LB, he's like a clockwork ninja! Real dependable. Unlike some of you motherfuckers.

my homie matt 

matt, the guy u always know has the respect u need! he is the homie that is the bomb!
ey! my homie matt tsup, homie respect aaiight
my homie matt by steve holt May 6, 2005

My homie cat

Always their to help his homies stick up for thier game
“Son, why are you so late, it’s passed 11:30!”

“I was chillin’ with My homie cat”
My homie cat by Goats ‘n Goats October 3, 2018

one for me and one for my homie 

While having a drink, you take a sip then pour a sip on the ground to pay respect for your fallen friend that will never be forgotton while saying the phrase "one for me and one for my homie" . To pay tribute to your fallen friend. Any pour from a drink works but Drinking straight from a 40 oz bottle of Malt Liquer beer gives the most respect
"Thanks my man for the 40 dog, one for me and one for my homies" Then continue drinking the 40 until that bad boy is gone. Crack another.

on my homie dead grave 

To put on you friend or like on my momma. To put something you say is true on a dead person/friend. Friend=homie
On my homie dead grave, I did not just do that.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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