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handle my lightweight
What a hood person says when he/she wants someone to handle his/her lightweight it means they want you to fight a battle for them essentially a small ass person that is not a challenge or they feel they must not condescend to a bitches level.
handle my lightweight by stonie man March 10, 2011
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My handle • handle my business • handle my lightweight • 78 my love handles • I need a man secure enough to handle my Instagram • If you can’t handle me at my fruitcake, you don’t deserve me at my tiramisu • ts game pmo fr bru my veiny dih cant handle ts fine shi 💔 • my ass handed to me • MyHandleBar • My Space
I need a man secure enough to handle my Instagram
I expect a man to be okay with me being inappropriate in my relationship because I am an immature irresponsible little girl who is good for nothing and cannot give anything to a man. I could possibly be cheating but I was raised by a demon monkey mother who taught me that bullshit
I need a man secure enough to handle my Instagram by Light Guardian September 30, 2018
If you can’t handle me at my fruitcake, you don’t deserve me at my tiramisu
A play on “If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best”, with a little more specificity. Fruitcake is heavy and dense (stupid). Tiramisu is decadent, but light and perky (has it all).
He said I was being dramatic and irrational, so I told him, ‘if you can’t handle me at my fruitcake, you don’t deserve me at my tiramisu!’
ts game pmo fr bru my veiny dih cant handle ts fine shi 💔
ts game pmo fr bru my veiny dih cant handle ts fine shi 💔 by Ethski April 13, 2025
handlin my business
1. getting a favor done that you yourself probably could not do without this other persons help.
2. But usually you hear this from drug dealers who are taking care of something "business related" real quick.
3. sometimes "your business" can be personal, either with homework, a fight with a bully, YOU YOURSELF can handle your own personal drama, and call it handlin your business.
4. Handling your business never takes that long. this is something that can be done very quickly in less than two hours. always.
2. But usually you hear this from drug dealers who are taking care of something "business related" real quick.
3. sometimes "your business" can be personal, either with homework, a fight with a bully, YOU YOURSELF can handle your own personal drama, and call it handlin your business.
4. Handling your business never takes that long. this is something that can be done very quickly in less than two hours. always.
"Hey man, thanks for handlin my business earlier, when my parents came over."
"ya! i'll be over, after i handle my business!"
"go outside, handle your business, and come back to me with my ends"
"ya! i'll be over, after i handle my business!"
"go outside, handle your business, and come back to me with my ends"
handlin my business by Jendoof March 7, 2010
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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