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mutilated lips 

1. A song by ween
2. Some fucked up shit
1. Wow this song is great
2. WTF ARE YOU DOING WITH ALL THESE MUTILATED LIPS
mutilated lips by Mayoisyummy February 26, 2019

mutilated mary 

when you cover your penis in rusty barbed wire and slap somebody around the face with your weaponised schlong
got bored so i robbed a bank using the 'mutilated mary'

murtilate 

Combining the act of Murdering and Mutilating someone in a slow and very painful way because they pissed you off.
Shut the fuck up or I'll Murtilate your ass!
murtilate by BAMFAaron May 25, 2008

Motivated McGregor

People who defended Conor's loss against Khabib used the argument that Mcgregor was already rich at the time and wasn't motivated, and stated that "Motivated McGregor" would destroy Khabib. People were so amused by this that they started using the term as a joke to mock McGregor fans, often using the term to describe McGregor in an almost Godlike way.
Motivated McGregor would knock out Mike Tyson with a 360 tornado kick in 5 seconds of the first round.
Motivated McGregor by anonymous September 15, 2020
Named for the Australian serial killer Ivan Milat, who killed 7 hitchikers. When you accept a lift from someone and you are unsure of where you are going. You may get murdered and buried in a shallow grave in the middle of the bush/forest.
The Sitch was hitching along the highway, when Anthony pulled up in a skin peeler wagon and offered him a lift. After several miles Sitch was sure he was going to get Milated.
Milated by Bigdogaloggle April 11, 2011

self-mutilation

Hurting yourself in any way at all. Remarkably similar to eating disorders and substance abuse. Can be a cry for attention, a type of self-punishment or just a way of letting out frustration and depression. No matter what the form or reason, this is a disease and a serious, widespread problem. It is also extremely addictive and leads to downwards spirals of reclusive behavior, guilt and high-risk living.
Self-mutilation can be cutting, head-slamming, wrist banging, scratching, picking, burning, bruising- anything painful.
self-mutilation by carma July 31, 2006