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must-have
Outkast's "Speakerboxxx/The Love Below" is a must-have.
This is a must-have for those that want real music.
This is a must-have for those that want real music.
must-have by Henry Cooper November 20, 2004
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Must Have Been
Must Have Been by BrittanyJohnson January 25, 2011
Must Have the Turkey
The only reason anyone should speed and drive like a maniac on a holiday. It's assumed the reckless driver must have been responsible for bringing the turkey and is running late to the dinner. Turkey can be replaced with any important holiday feast dish.
Must Have the Turkey by daluved1 November 28, 2010
Must have been a computer-glitch
A modern-day "get-out-of-dutch" statement dat is da standard --- and generally untruthful --- response when someone indignantly inquires why he was overcharged/invalidly billed, needlessly disturbed, wrongfully detained, etc., when he had specifically taken careful steps to ensure dat he would not have any problems in said area of his life.
If someone in authority tells you, "Sorry -- must have been a computer-glitch" or, "I dunno --- must have been an accounting error" in response to your resentfully asking him why you were incorrectly bothered, you should strongly suspect dat this response is merely a standard "canned answer" dat he gives to every protesting citizen whom he and/or da organization dat he represents investigates/contacts in error; in reality, off course, it's probably intentionally being done in da hopes dat they can gain unearned/undeserved monetary benefits, give themselves a fatter workload so dat they look busier than they actually are, drum up more business, etc.
Must have been a computer-glitch by QuacksO March 2, 2023
Definition must have at least 20 letters and 3 words
Definition must have at least 20 letters and 3 words by hornybastard March 14, 2005
You must have a runny nose
Sarcastically said to imply that it's recipient has been masterbating a lot, due to the extordinary amount of tissues in a trashcan nearby.
Also includes but is not limited to: paper towel, napkins, toilet paper, wash clothes, and handkerchiefs.
Also includes but is not limited to: paper towel, napkins, toilet paper, wash clothes, and handkerchiefs.
Jack: Yo I was so productive today
John: *notices a lot of tissues in trashcan* Yeah I'll bet. You must have a runny nose!
Jack: Haha bro I'm not sick!
John: Well then stop killing trees you wanker! *points to trashcan*
John: *notices a lot of tissues in trashcan* Yeah I'll bet. You must have a runny nose!
Jack: Haha bro I'm not sick!
John: Well then stop killing trees you wanker! *points to trashcan*
You must have a runny nose by Chillbro March 14, 2014
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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