Sarcastically said to imply that it's recipient has been masterbating a lot, due to the extordinary amount of tissues in a trashcan nearby.
Also includes but is not limited to: paper towel, napkins, toilet paper, wash clothes, and handkerchiefs.
Also includes but is not limited to: paper towel, napkins, toilet paper, wash clothes, and handkerchiefs.
Jack: Yo I was so productive today
John: *notices a lot of tissues in trashcan* Yeah I'll bet. You must have a runny nose!
Jack: Haha bro I'm not sick!
John: Well then stop killing trees you wanker! *points to trashcan*
John: *notices a lot of tissues in trashcan* Yeah I'll bet. You must have a runny nose!
Jack: Haha bro I'm not sick!
John: Well then stop killing trees you wanker! *points to trashcan*
by Chillbro March 14, 2014
a person who has the same routine and stories for 20+ years, and can not comprehend anything outside of the lifestyle they live. They have few short term goals and even fewer long term. Their work ethic is hodge-podge, and the extent of the climax of their day is what they are having for dinner and who won the women's soccer finals. Background people will typically be gossips and are the main consumers of Time and Forge magazine. They are also consumed in there own feelings and only understand their own problems. Main sign of not being a background person is being driven mad by hanging out with background people.
Background person: "I can't believe John broke up with Trish"
Main person: "...yep"
Background person: "I wonder what's for lunch today?"
Main person: "...yep"
Background person: "I wonder what's for lunch today?"
by Chillbro July 29, 2015
One who is very enthusiastic and open about masturbation. Before the emergence and vast prevalence of high speed networking and "the cloud" one would acquire over the course of a lifetime a vast collection of porn or "stash". In the united states communities around college campuses formed with the focus of trading pornography with the common interest of maximizing the size of ones "stash". Peer to Peer file sharing within dorms was often used as a distribution pipeline as internet speeds were often times limited. The members of these communities became known as "stashers". Often times groups of these "stashers" are made up of the stereotypical white suburban raised "bros". The act of "stashing" or "hitting the stash" is another term for pleasuring ones self. "Stashers" are often proud of how much they stash.
Nick - "Have you hit the stash today?"
Joe - "Why yes! So kind of you to ask!"
Nick - "Hey man, have you met Josh? He's a total stasher."
Joe - "Nice man! He will fit right in with our group. Lets all bro out and drink some bud light lime. "
Nick - "Do you think Thomas Jefferson and George Washington were stashers?"
Joe - "Oh im sure they hit the stash more than anyone, they were great men."
Joe - "Why yes! So kind of you to ask!"
Nick - "Hey man, have you met Josh? He's a total stasher."
Joe - "Nice man! He will fit right in with our group. Lets all bro out and drink some bud light lime. "
Nick - "Do you think Thomas Jefferson and George Washington were stashers?"
Joe - "Oh im sure they hit the stash more than anyone, they were great men."
by ChillBro July 27, 2014
A phrase, used in extreme cases, which is directed toward an individual with little or no chill. Ironically, the phrase usually has little to no effect, and in many cases incites the individual to show even less chill.
Guy 1: "You come into my house, eat from my fridge, fuck my wife, and take a dump in my toilet?!?"
Guy2: "Woahhhhhhh chill bro"
*Guy1, realizing Guy2 is actually no "bro" of his, loses all chill he had left*
Guy2: "Woahhhhhhh chill bro"
*Guy1, realizing Guy2 is actually no "bro" of his, loses all chill he had left*
by Chillbro March 17, 2017
A word which describes an individual who has nothing better to do than pinch the few friends they have (or wished they had), for not wearing green on Saint Patty's day. Usually the same annoy individual who plays "punch buggy" or brags about their accumulated collection of participation trophies.
Patty pincher: Hey man, I couldn't help but noticing you aren't wearing green *pinches guy*
Guy not wearing green: Oh... thanks... *inwardly forgives Paddy's pincher, due to seeing his/her visible lack of friends*
Patty pincher: *Awkardly smiles and proceeds to crawl back into his/her hole till next Saint party's day*
Guy not wearing green: Oh... thanks... *inwardly forgives Paddy's pincher, due to seeing his/her visible lack of friends*
Patty pincher: *Awkardly smiles and proceeds to crawl back into his/her hole till next Saint party's day*
by Chillbro March 17, 2017
Loved by all girls who give blow jobs. Cum produced from male genitalia, due to eating lots of fruits, that is unnaturally sweet and loaded with vitamins and minerals. Any carrier of honeycum has a 100% chance of the partner swallowing and thanking them profusely.
Bro 1: Yo did you and that sloot get it on last night?
Bro 2: Yeah I got the best bj ever!
Bro 1: Did she swallow?
Bro 2: Of course! She said my honeycum was so good that she wants too buy some for her sloot friends!
Bro 1: Psh, what sloots!
Bro 2: Yeah I got the best bj ever!
Bro 1: Did she swallow?
Bro 2: Of course! She said my honeycum was so good that she wants too buy some for her sloot friends!
Bro 1: Psh, what sloots!
by Chillbro March 03, 2014
When a couple tries spooning but said female is larger/taller than her partner, and the roles of who is big spoon or little spoon is unclear. Spoon confusion.
Makayla was a 6 ft and wanted to spoon with Max who was 5' 8". Makayla wanted to be little spoon.... There was much spoonfusion.
by Chillbro January 30, 2015