11 definitions by Chillbro
Possibly the best/worst day to have a birthday, in college. Since everyone will be stoned, you'll probably have a 100% of people forgetting it's your birthday, but also an equal chance of getting lit up for free when you remind them.
Birthday dude: hey you know what day it is?!?
Friend: 4/20!!!!!! Time to get baked!
Birthday dude: No asshole... it's my birthday.
*The friend surrenders his bong to the dude with the birthday*
Friend: 4/20!!!!!! Time to get baked!
Birthday dude: No asshole... it's my birthday.
*The friend surrenders his bong to the dude with the birthday*
by Chillbro April 20, 2017
A word which describes an individual who has nothing better to do than pinch the few friends they have (or wished they had), for not wearing green on Saint Patty's day. Usually the same annoy individual who plays "punch buggy" or brags about their accumulated collection of participation trophies.
Patty pincher: Hey man, I couldn't help but noticing you aren't wearing green *pinches guy*
Guy not wearing green: Oh... thanks... *inwardly forgives Paddy's pincher, due to seeing his/her visible lack of friends*
Patty pincher: *Awkardly smiles and proceeds to crawl back into his/her hole till next Saint party's day*
Guy not wearing green: Oh... thanks... *inwardly forgives Paddy's pincher, due to seeing his/her visible lack of friends*
Patty pincher: *Awkardly smiles and proceeds to crawl back into his/her hole till next Saint party's day*
by Chillbro March 17, 2017
Loved by all girls who give blow jobs. Cum produced from male genitalia, due to eating lots of fruits, that is unnaturally sweet and loaded with vitamins and minerals. Any carrier of honeycum has a 100% chance of the partner swallowing and thanking them profusely.
Bro 1: Yo did you and that sloot get it on last night?
Bro 2: Yeah I got the best bj ever!
Bro 1: Did she swallow?
Bro 2: Of course! She said my honeycum was so good that she wants too buy some for her sloot friends!
Bro 1: Psh, what sloots!
Bro 2: Yeah I got the best bj ever!
Bro 1: Did she swallow?
Bro 2: Of course! She said my honeycum was so good that she wants too buy some for her sloot friends!
Bro 1: Psh, what sloots!
by Chillbro February 24, 2014
Sarcastically said to imply that it's recipient has been masterbating a lot, due to the extordinary amount of tissues in a trashcan nearby.
Also includes but is not limited to: paper towel, napkins, toilet paper, wash clothes, and handkerchiefs.
Also includes but is not limited to: paper towel, napkins, toilet paper, wash clothes, and handkerchiefs.
Jack: Yo I was so productive today
John: *notices a lot of tissues in trashcan* Yeah I'll bet. You must have a runny nose!
Jack: Haha bro I'm not sick!
John: Well then stop killing trees you wanker! *points to trashcan*
John: *notices a lot of tissues in trashcan* Yeah I'll bet. You must have a runny nose!
Jack: Haha bro I'm not sick!
John: Well then stop killing trees you wanker! *points to trashcan*
by Chillbro March 4, 2014
Causes change in the world and is recognized for doing so. Sees the full picture and is not close minded. Because of adept understanding of their existence, they turn out to be winners.
*DISCLAIMER: Main people can die*
Most common ways to die for a main person includes but is not exclusive to:
Old age
Death by fire
Sacrificing self for another
Death by explosion
Going down guns blazing
Suicide
Bleeding out
*DISCLAIMER: Main people can die*
Most common ways to die for a main person includes but is not exclusive to:
Old age
Death by fire
Sacrificing self for another
Death by explosion
Going down guns blazing
Suicide
Bleeding out
Background person: *waits outside for 12 hours holding a sign*
Main person: *walks by, laughs, and heads to work to be productive*
Main person: *walks by, laughs, and heads to work to be productive*
by Chillbro July 11, 2015
When a male has not ejeculated or has not had an orgasm in two days he has what is known as a "two-dayer" or "loaded gun". Two-dayers can frequently occur when the subject is on a family vacation or traveling with a large group of friends. The subject which possesses the "two-dayer" often withdrawals themselves from the social context as they desperately seek solitude. The subject becomes grumpy and highly irritable. Oftentimes the "two-dayer" results in what is known to be a very sticky situation.
Joe - "I can't wait till my flight lands and I am back at home. I got a two-dayer, this vacation isn't even fun anymore."
Tommy - "I got to go back to the hotel. All these girls in swimsuits and I got a two dayer. Someone shoot me."
Context: Two men sharing the same hotel
Mike - "Chris, why are you taking your ipad into the shower with you?"
Chris - "I got a two-dayer."
Tommy - "I got to go back to the hotel. All these girls in swimsuits and I got a two dayer. Someone shoot me."
Context: Two men sharing the same hotel
Mike - "Chris, why are you taking your ipad into the shower with you?"
Chris - "I got a two-dayer."
by Chillbro August 1, 2014
When a couple tries spooning but said female is larger/taller than her partner, and the roles of who is big spoon or little spoon is unclear. Spoon confusion.
Makayla was a 6 ft and wanted to spoon with Max who was 5' 8". Makayla wanted to be little spoon.... There was much spoonfusion.
by Chillbro January 30, 2015