MTnestR

This is what some mama's turn into when their babies leave home.

After little johnny moved out his mama turned into a fucking MTnestR.

by jpg3 September 9, 2011

minestrike

A knock off version of Counter-Strike global offensive on a popular Minecraft server call Mineplex. Minestrike Is just like csgo but it is for 6 year olds who lack parent supervision or for try-hards who are too lazy to accully get csgo. The league in Minestrike called the Minestrike Competitive League or know as the MSCL is like a cult of try-hards with no life or friends and join try-hard teams with try-hard names like Final Spark or Dissension. The MSCL is also like communism were if you talk shit about the owner you will get blacklisted. Blacklisted means you are temporally banned from playing in any Competitive matches. There are even referees in this cult and it is fairly organized for a bunch sad losers who have nothing better to do.

Minestrike is a very competitive game and requires lots of skill, no life, and no friends. If you are interested in Minestrike I would just buy CSGO it is a much better game and you might even make friends (unlike Minestrike Players). So pick up your mouse and keyboard, put on some pants and game on.

8lives - Want to play some Minestrike
Momeet- No I'm going to go play CSGO

by Momeet January 4, 2017

Minestrando

The sort of poop that acts like soup. A "soupy poopy" if you will.

Andrew had a minestrando after a night of tacos and fiery chicken wings.

by Princess Queen K July 13, 2010

Queef Minestrone

The fluid that results from a pussy fart during a woman's period; it's like a bisque of menses and clots.

Queef Minestrone, it's a lot like Tomato Soup, but chunkier and is brewed inside a vagina.

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin March 4, 2019

Menestron

The spanish definecion for gay; faggot

los menestrones le gusta el huevo; fags like to eat egg

by E-finest September 2, 2010

shitty minestrone

When you experience an incredibly shitty lay. Much like heating up a can of minestrone soup... there is hope of rich tomato flavor and bold, tasty veggies to match... but actually it just ends up smelling like some fucked up spaghetti-oh nightmare and tastes like a veggie-mush-baby-food.

Took home a nice lady from the bar last night.. and let me tell ya that was some shitty minestrone.

You know what doesn’t pass the vibe check?? Shitty minestrone. Shit’s hella SUS.

by Goober Cottonwood February 20, 2021

Menestrating

When a girl is Leading up to or actually on there Period.

Boy: Why have you been so Moody latley?

Girl: Im Menestrating

by S.A.E August 22, 2008