minestrike

A knock off version of Counter-Strike global offensive on a popular Minecraft server call Mineplex. Minestrike Is just like csgo but it is for 6 year olds who lack parent supervision or for try-hards who are too lazy to accully get csgo. The league in Minestrike called the Minestrike Competitive League or know as the MSCL is like a cult of try-hards with no life or friends and join try-hard teams with try-hard names like Final Spark or Dissension. The MSCL is also like communism were if you talk shit about the owner you will get blacklisted. Blacklisted means you are temporally banned from playing in any Competitive matches. There are even referees in this cult and it is fairly organized for a bunch sad losers who have nothing better to do.

Minestrike is a very competitive game and requires lots of skill, no life, and no friends. If you are interested in Minestrike I would just buy CSGO it is a much better game and you might even make friends (unlike Minestrike Players). So pick up your mouse and keyboard, put on some pants and game on.

8lives - Want to play some Minestrike
Momeet- No I'm going to go play CSGO

by Momeet January 4, 2017

Cedar Ridge Ministries

Is an institution for "emotionaly challenged" boys between the ages of 7-18 years of age. It is located in Williamsport, Maryland which is about 9 miles west of Hagerstown, Md. They also have their own "on ground school" as well as their own christian radio station-WCRH 90.5 fm. You can learn more about them at their website at cedarridgeministries.org

I use to live at cedar ridge ministries back in the late 70's when I needed help growing up

by T. Wilson May 8, 2009

#MiniStroke

1:- Masturbating with small hands

I wonder how many #MiniStrokes The @realdonaldjtrump has to use To get Putin a happy ending

by Yuri Shatski September 2, 2020

Queef Minestrone

The fluid that results from a pussy fart during a woman's period; it's like a bisque of menses and clots.

Queef Minestrone, it's a lot like Tomato Soup, but chunkier and is brewed inside a vagina.

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin March 4, 2019

minetribes

Helper on the Hypixel Network. Became a Helper on the 6th of July, 2019. He's also a Skyblock sweat.

I have a Skyblock question, can you help? No, but you should ask MineTribes!

by Lilbum October 23, 2019

Deliverance Ministries

One of the most prominent and powerful deliverance ministries in the World today is the Intrernational Ministry
of End Time Age Deliverance Ministries Worldwide, Inc of Toronto, Ontario Canada - where it's official website is www.GlobalSpiritualChage.com

End Time Age Deliverance Ministries Worldwide, Inc also know as ETAMINISTRIES WORLDWIDE, INC has over 2000 Churches Worldwide in (12) Countries - where the central goal and theme is "To Train & Equip Anointed Contract Assassins For The Lord Jesus Christ Who Will Destroy The Global Structure of Darkness In This End Time Age".

ETAMINISTRIES WORLDWIDE, INC other goal is to 'Dismantle The Old Mind-Sets Within The Church Today To Go From Religion To a Real Realationship With The Lord Jesus Christ'.
Bishop Larry W. Gaiters is the Presiding Bishop & Prelate.

Deliverance Deliverance Ministries Spiritual Warfare Spiritual Freedom Spirtual Change Spiritual Revolution

by Servant of Jesus Christ July 17, 2009

shitty minestrone

When you experience an incredibly shitty lay. Much like heating up a can of minestrone soup... there is hope of rich tomato flavor and bold, tasty veggies to match... but actually it just ends up smelling like some fucked up spaghetti-oh nightmare and tastes like a veggie-mush-baby-food.

Took home a nice lady from the bar last night.. and let me tell ya that was some shitty minestrone.

You know what doesn’t pass the vibe check?? Shitty minestrone. Shit’s hella SUS.

by Goober Cottonwood February 20, 2021