MPL

Mad Passionate Love. Kissing and cuddling for an extended peroiod of time. Holding hands.

I hang out with this girl for long time, and I really like her. I talk to my friends about her and Out of nowhere I said I just want to make Mad Passionate Love to her. Ecactly, MPL.

by ENegs January 11, 2009

MPL

MPL is an abbreviation of the word "Mapili" which means a choosy person. M is for Ma, P is for Pi, and L is for Li: MaPiLi. It indicates people who are choosy with teammates in a Messanger and Discord group.

Bro, John is an MPL

Grabe naman sina Grace, MPL siya sa kasama

by gemminizer July 15, 2022

MPL

Abbreviation of "Man Point League".

A group of people that think it's cool to treat women like shit. They earn man points based on how far they get with random women (the further they get, the more points they recieve).

They should've all been shot at birth.

"I fucked the bitch silly and earned 10 points in the MPL!"

by Anonymous September 1, 2008

MPL

Minecraft PvP League. It was one of the top Minecraft servers in early 2013. You could win real money if you were the first on leaderboard. Unfortunately, it isn't a server anymore.

I saw StanMPL playing on MPL. He was the owner.

by MartinMPL November 15, 2020

MPL Industries

1. a company who's main product consists of projectile devices who's primary source of ammunition consists of monkey penises.

2. Monkey Penis Launcher Industries.

I hope to one day get a job at MPL Industries.

by sirkicksalot May 8, 2005

Nec Nec MPL

Angry little person who has lied about being laid most of his life. Usually a virgin and lives in relatives basement in the middle of nowhere. Claims has a Johnson 13 inches long. Also goes by Nessy.

Michael Paul Lane has been described as a Nec Nec MPL

by Little O April 7, 2009

death to the mpla

Savimbi: They are weak, we must finish them!
Everyone: *killing each other*
Savimbi: Our journey to victory has begun, Death the the MPLA !!!
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Hudson: Lands helicopter.
Savimbi: Hahaha! My friend from above! You killed many men today, huh, yes!
Savimbi: Hahaha, we all did, hahaha!
Allied soldier: *whispers in Savimbi's ear*
Hudson: Where's Woods?
Savimbi: The MPLA is not yet defeated.
Savimbi: That is a very dangerous rescue my, friends.
Mason: Where is he?!
Savimbi: He's being hell captice by a Nicaraguan gun runner, A very dangerous man.
Mason: Where?
Savimbi: About two miles north. He's on the transport barge on the Cubango river.
Savimbi: He may already be dead!
Mason: Let's go Hudson!
Hudson: *Takes off*
Last MPLA soldier alive: *Bleeding out crawling from under Hudson's helicopter*
Allied soldier: *puts a bullet in the crawling MPLA soldier's head*

Death to the MPLA is Savimbi's life goal

Stop reading this brother,

We must fight the MPLA!

by HowlTheTowel September 24, 2020