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MPLA (Popular Movement for the Libertation of Angola)used to be a sing of hope for the Angolans during the Portuguese colonization, but now it's our worst nightmare. It's one of the most corrupt political parties in the world. They have been in power in Angola for more than 30 years and they still want to make us believe there is democracy in the country. All their policies are based on lies, manipulations. All they do is make promises and never stood up for them.
I have been hearing the MPLA with their lies ever since i was just a little kid and i am tired of that.
MPLA by angolano October 13, 2008
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An organization of corrupt, ignorant and arrogant pretending to be democrats but they are fascists and heartless individuals.
MPLA
MPLA by D3ath4DD3r September 5, 2022

death to the mpla

Savimbi: They are weak, we must finish them!
Everyone: *killing each other*
Savimbi: Our journey to victory has begun, Death the the MPLA !!!
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Hudson: Lands helicopter.
Savimbi: Hahaha! My friend from above! You killed many men today, huh, yes!
Savimbi: Hahaha, we all did, hahaha!
Allied soldier: *whispers in Savimbi's ear*
Hudson: Where's Woods?
Savimbi: The MPLA is not yet defeated.
Savimbi: That is a very dangerous rescue my, friends.
Mason: Where is he?!
Savimbi: He's being hell captice by a Nicaraguan gun runner, A very dangerous man.
Mason: Where?
Savimbi: About two miles north. He's on the transport barge on the Cubango river.
Savimbi: He may already be dead!
Mason: Let's go Hudson!
Hudson: *Takes off*
Last MPLA soldier alive: *Bleeding out crawling from under Hudson's helicopter*
Allied soldier: *puts a bullet in the crawling MPLA soldier's head*
Death to the MPLA is Savimbi's life goal

Stop reading this brother,

We must fight the MPLA!
death to the mpla by HowlTheTowel September 24, 2020
a stupid racist person who write definitions on actual people's names which mean something else in their culture and actually have beautiful meanings
"GuYs GuEsS whAt? ThaT gIrl iS a TropHy wiFe! LetS bE rACist tO eVeryOnE whO haS thAt nAme AnD caLl thOse tYpe of PeoPle a MiNgmiNg!"
The sentence above is said by a Mplad
Mplad by The Almighty Mew October 22, 2022
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