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MPLA (Popular Movement for the Libertation of Angola)used to be a sing of hope for the Angolans during the Portuguese colonization, but now it's our worst nightmare. It's one of the most corrupt political parties in the world. They have been in power in Angola for more than 30 years and they still want to make us believe there is democracy in the country. All their policies are based on lies, manipulations. All they do is make promises and never stood up for them.
I have been hearing the MPLA with their lies ever since i was just a little kid and i am tired of that.
MPLA by angolano October 13, 2008
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An organization of corrupt, ignorant and arrogant pretending to be democrats but they are fascists and heartless individuals.
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MPLA by D3ath4DD3r September 5, 2022

death to the mpla

Savimbi: They are weak, we must finish them!
Everyone: *killing each other*
Savimbi: Our journey to victory has begun, Death the the MPLA !!!
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Hudson: Lands helicopter.
Savimbi: Hahaha! My friend from above! You killed many men today, huh, yes!
Savimbi: Hahaha, we all did, hahaha!
Allied soldier: *whispers in Savimbi's ear*
Hudson: Where's Woods?
Savimbi: The MPLA is not yet defeated.
Savimbi: That is a very dangerous rescue my, friends.
Mason: Where is he?!
Savimbi: He's being hell captice by a Nicaraguan gun runner, A very dangerous man.
Mason: Where?
Savimbi: About two miles north. He's on the transport barge on the Cubango river.
Savimbi: He may already be dead!
Mason: Let's go Hudson!
Hudson: *Takes off*
Last MPLA soldier alive: *Bleeding out crawling from under Hudson's helicopter*
Allied soldier: *puts a bullet in the crawling MPLA soldier's head*
Death to the MPLA is Savimbi's life goal

Stop reading this brother,

We must fight the MPLA!
death to the mpla by HowlTheTowel September 24, 2020
a stupid racist person who write definitions on actual people's names which mean something else in their culture and actually have beautiful meanings
"GuYs GuEsS whAt? ThaT gIrl iS a TropHy wiFe! LetS bE rACist tO eVeryOnE whO haS thAt nAme AnD caLl thOse tYpe of PeoPle a MiNgmiNg!"
The sentence above is said by a Mplad
Mplad by The Almighty Mew October 22, 2022
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026