An Old Man, who grumbles incessantly at every minor detail, spewing forth an incredible diatribe of profanity, a four letter tyrade of s's,f's and c's. He'll shag anything that moves, male or female, and most things that don't. Finally, he enjoys to engage in the act of the public bukkake.
"That bird over there isn't bad, maybe i'll give her a Morrad in the toilets."
"oh i'm moaning like an old morrad"
"oh i'm moaning like an old morrad"
by Lods December 27, 2007
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Get the mourad mug.Mortada is somebody who is career-driven and a hard-working person. They will go far in life. Everything is 100 percent with them. Mortada is friendly, people are so drawn to them for their charismatic abilities and good vibes. Many are jealous/admired of Mortadas. They are not egotistical or arrogant, they are humble and genuine with who they are and what they do. Mortada is a heart warming soul. They care so much about their family and friends. If you're lucky to date a Mortada or in love with one, don't let them go. They are truly a gentlemen and have a heart of gold. It doesn't hurt also that Mortada is very handsome and have a great smile. Their smile is contagious and they're very photogenic. They are also great lovers in bed, they're very passionate at what they love to do in life, now just imagine having one as a lover. Be ready to laugh as hard as you can, they have an awesome sense of humor as well. They are so full of life, can crack you up with silly jokes on Reddit or YouTube. Mortadas tend to have very great style in fashion. Music is a great aspect in their life. They're honest. Mortadas are the best kind of people and if you are lucky to be friends with one, date one or have a family member as one, then you are one lucky person. Because Mortadas are awesome and that's that.
by Best friends?/)/):): May 20, 2019
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by Elmsy February 3, 2014
Get the Morridor mug.Morraquita (mo-rra-kee-tah); a young woman, generally of Hispanic descent, who is easily impressed by a man with money, fine clothing, or a seemingly important job (i.e. an office-space with a view and computer screens).
(Guy introducing his girl to his friend at work)
Guy #1: “Mira man, this is my morraquita”
Guy #2: “Do you mean your morrita??”
Guy #1: “Nah man she’s a morraquita, she’s very impressed with my computer screens”
Morraquita: “Wow babe this is where you work?! Cuantas computadoras! Mi novio es muy importante!”
Guy #1: “Mira man, this is my morraquita”
Guy #2: “Do you mean your morrita??”
Guy #1: “Nah man she’s a morraquita, she’s very impressed with my computer screens”
Morraquita: “Wow babe this is where you work?! Cuantas computadoras! Mi novio es muy importante!”
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Get the Wish Morad mug.Someone who is simply pure awesome. He has the kindest heart and the best humour. He will always make you smile no matter what mood you're in. His words are soft and gentle yet his content is deep and meaningful. He has a brave soul and is prepared to do anything (such as jump off an airplane). You'll more than likely fall in love with this guy within 5 minutes of talking.
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