An Old Man, who grumbles incessantly at every minor detail, spewing forth an incredible diatribe of profanity, a four letter tyrade of s's,f's and c's. He'll shag anything that moves, male or female, and most things that don't. Finally, he enjoys to engage in the act of the public bukkake.

1. (noun) An abbreviation for stimulus check

2. (verb; stimmied) to get fucked by your government