MORNGONG

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A WORD THAT POPS UP ON T9 WHEN YOU ARE TRYING TO GREET SOMEONE IN THE WEE EARLY HOURS

MORNGONG!

GOOD MORNGONG!

MORNGONG by MANKRANS May 11, 2009

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Mornong

When a girl is sucking your cock and attempts to say "good morning" while your dick is still in her mouth

*girlfriend giving you a bj*

"OH, good morning babe"

*with cock in her mouth* good mornong

Mornong by MornongProfessor January 9, 2014

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MORNGONG • mornong • Mongongeria • Morndong • MornongWood

mornong

when i female performs oral sex while you just wake up .

i get mornongs" "vanessa gives good mornongs

mornong by iGetMornongs January 4, 2011

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Morndong

The state which the penis is erect when a Male awakens in the morning.

Wow Brian must have had a great dream considering the size of morndong.

Morndong by Bbob9868 November 10, 2019

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Mornong

When you wake up with a giant boner after having a sexy dream

Yawn... Honey look at my massive Mornong

Mornong by Studonym November 9, 2023

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MornongWood

A MornongWood is essentially a Morning erection taking place between 4 to 6 in the morning.

"I woke up early today to get prepped for school but I had a huge MornongWood"

MornongWood by ChadMorningWood January 1, 2019

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Mongongeria

To scream incoherently while chasing something.

Zach chased the dog screaming mongongeria

Mongongeria by Rip tom June 18, 2022

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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