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Moink
In Ukraine, the moink is that corner of flesh above the nut sack, but just below the shaft of the penis. This area of the human anatomy rarely sees the light of day, mostly due, of course, to its intimate proximity to the shaft of the penis; gravity also plays a considerably influential role in the moink's inability to get a tan.
Dude, my moink itches.
Dude, do not listen to any of the other Urban Dictionary posts for the word, "Moink".
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Moink by Larry_Putana August 24, 2009
Moink
Daniel moinked Ryli for saying something stupid.
“MOINK” Star shouted as he punched his brother in the temple.
“Daniel just moinked Ryli”
“Griffin moinked chara. I don’t know how he will recover from that.”
“MOINK” Star shouted as he punched his brother in the temple.
“Daniel just moinked Ryli”
“Griffin moinked chara. I don’t know how he will recover from that.”
Moink by SoftlyBoos February 19, 2021
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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