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In Ukraine, the moink is that corner of flesh above the nut sack, but just below the shaft of the penis. This area of the human anatomy rarely sees the light of day, mostly due, of course, to its intimate proximity to the shaft of the penis; gravity also plays a considerably influential role in the moink's inability to get a tan.
Dude, my moink itches.
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Moink by Larry_Putana August 24, 2009
Moink
Daniel moinked Ryli for saying something stupid.
“MOINK” Star shouted as he punched his brother in the temple.
“Daniel just moinked Ryli”
“Griffin moinked chara. I don’t know how he will recover from that.”
“MOINK” Star shouted as he punched his brother in the temple.
“Daniel just moinked Ryli”
“Griffin moinked chara. I don’t know how he will recover from that.”
Moink by SoftlyBoos February 19, 2021
moink
noun: sexual intercourse between moo and oink.
verb: to have a sexual intercourse (only if you have a moo and an oink)
see also sex(remember, impossible to have a moink without a moo and an oink)
verb: to have a sexual intercourse (only if you have a moo and an oink)
see also sex(remember, impossible to have a moink without a moo and an oink)
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