You your friend is acting kinda gay but he's straight you can hit him up with a mmwtgs or (miss me with that gay shit) and give him an elbow toutch and the gayness is removed.
Person 1 "Oh shoot dude you toutched me."
Person 2 " my b"
Person 1 " mmwtgs"
(Elbow toutch is give to remove gayness.
mmwtgs - used as a way to say "Miss me with that gay shit" without being censored or swearing. "Miss me with that gay shit" is a meme. It is not said in real life, it is just an online abbreviation.
The shortened version of "miss me with that gay shit nigga". Use when your straight friend says something that sounds so gay that you question their sexuality.
Tim: hey, can you come over here and carry this load for me?