miwts

mom i want to screw

steve:"have you seen eric's mom"

tim: "yeah shes a miwts"

eric:"eww did you just say my mom is a miwts"

steve:"oop-"

miwts by Michael Abraham Johansson April 3, 2023

mitskied 

(verb) loss of hope and excitement. quashed enthusiasm. shamed in to giving up.

His love for the new hobby was mitskied by his peers' scorn.

mitskied by infoserver December 24, 2020

Mitski 

god.

who's mitski?
oh she's god!

Mitski by damnshawtyyy April 30, 2021

Mitsuba

Gay

Person 1: What's Mitsuba?
Person 2: Oh he's gay.

Mitsuba by CoochieMan4207 October 20, 2020

Mitski 

The literal god of this world

Mitski created humanity.

Mitski by God.irl May 17, 2021

Sweaty Mints 

When you take a mint from your fellow broski's shoe but when you go to eat it, it tastes more moist then usually does. YUMMY!!

Summer: "Hey , can I have a mint???"
Milana: * Pulls out mint from shoe* "Yeah sure, here you go..."
Summer: "EW!!! I can taste the sweat on this mint!"
Milana: " Oh sorry I forgot to wear socks today, I guess I only have sweaty mints"

Sweaty Mints by sdfghjhgfdfghjkkjhgfdsdfghjkyg January 31, 2020

Mitski 

Mitski is like the best artist out there. I cry to her in the shower, while I eat, and sometimes in my sleep. I worship her every night and sometimes if I forget I slap the shit out of myself, never forget to worship Mitski. If you dont know Mitski or dislike Mitski get your fucking head out your ass dumb bitch Ill slap you back to your mothers uterus. Anyways moral of the story Mitski is god and you deserve death.

Thank you for listening. Keep calm and listen to Mitski ;)

Mitski by cartismydaddy6 October 11, 2021