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Mortshade Manoeuvre 

When someone gives a blumpkin to a person who has died in the last ten minutes due to 'Keeganing'. Then someone sneaks up behind the person giving the blumpkin and punches them in the back of the neck. Causing them to bite down the the dead persons genitals.

- A form of Necrophilia.
Is his name Bradlee? He's probably done the Mortshade Manoeuvre.
Mortshade Manoeuvre by Rachey101 November 3, 2012

Angle morts 

When a car driver cant see a spot or its impossible too see then its called angle morts amd theres a sticker for reckless drivers like your alcoholic grandfather
Quandile dingle: Damn i saw in a truck an angle morts sticker telling me that the driver cant see me
Quandile pringle: nice maybe it was for dumb fucks?
Quandile dingle: of course it is for dumb fucks
Angle morts by Msdicksucker July 4, 2023

Isle Aux Morts 

Where most people are attracted to the same sex. A lot of history involved with this little community. The dangerous seas and Rocky shores were no match for the retired chain gang. Would highly recommend visiting here if on the southwest coast of NL. You will feel at home.
Let's go to Isle Aux Morts to the Ann Harvey days and get wrecked.
Isle Aux Morts by Bogeyman 2018 January 9, 2018

Mortscoop 

The nickname of ESPN analyst and "insider" Chris Mortensen. It is a sarcastic name in nature, because ~99% of Mortensen's "scoops" end being inaccurate.

It was originally coined by the NFL writers at FanHouse.com and has since taken on widespread infamy across the internet.
"ESPN's Chris Mortensen reports that the Chiefs have hired Mike Shanahan"

"NFL.com's Adam Schefter reports that Mort is full of poop."

"MORTSCOOP!"

Or, alternately:

"As first reported today by Mortscoop, Brett Favre has been traded to the Panthers."
Mortscoop by Mortscoop January 23, 2009
sassy girl that always has something smart to say to everything. very loud and sometimes the volume of her voice can annoy people, particularly bar staff. She likes to win trifectas.
She didn't stop talking the whole time. She's such a morts
morts by mcdarcington January 5, 2010
an excellent cubby builder and accomplished sangria mixologist

also can be an undercover investigative journalist
the cubby had an excellent structure thanks to the morts.
morts by mcdarcington January 5, 2010