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The nickname of ESPN analyst and "insider" Chris Mortensen. It is a sarcastic name in nature, because ~99% of Mortensen's "scoops" end being inaccurate.

It was originally coined by the NFL writers at and has since taken on widespread infamy across the internet.
"ESPN's Chris Mortensen reports that the Chiefs have hired Mike Shanahan"

"'s Adam Schefter reports that Mort is full of poop."


Or, alternately:

"As first reported today by Mortscoop, Brett Favre has been traded to the Panthers."
by Mortscoop January 23, 2009
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