MLIFM 

My Life Is Fucking Magical

I just found 5 bucks in my back pocket... MLIFM.

Wow, my girlfriend just fucking dumped me. MLIFM.

MLIFM by asdfjkl32 July 9, 2011

Milfmobile 

A Milfmobile is a car in which a MILF commonly drives during the day. The destinations a MILF chooses to go in the "Milfmobile" are shopping, taking the kids to school, or coming back from the gym. A Milf specifically drives a black range rover, sometimes gray.

Steve: "Hey! Look at that black range rover!"

Josh: "Yea bro, thats SUCH a Milfmobile..."

Milfmobile by Magic striss March 13, 2009

MLIFB 

My Life is FaceBook

When one looks for facebook features in every day life and on other networking sites.

-"today, i went on myspace, saw a status i liked and was looking for the like button. for a while. MLIFB"

-"i actually do that same thing on twitter, except i don't look for a like button"

MLIFB by bleutigre1127 December 31, 2009

MLIFU 

My Life Is Fucked Up.

I just lost my bestfriend. MLIFU

MLIFU by KYLE XYed July 1, 2011

MILFMO 

This is the term used to describe the desire to sleep with a specific MILF repeatedly...Mom I'd Like to Fuck More Often

He used to call her a MILF, but now that he's already hit it, he's upgraded her to a MILFMO.

MILFMO by cougarcub June 26, 2009

milfmobile 

The kind of vehicle that a milf drives between home, school, the shops and after-school clubs. In Britain, the Volkswagen Touran seems to be gaining in popularity amongst the milf community as the preferred brat-wagon for firm butted mature boob-babes.

"For me, the milfmobile of choice this year is the safety feature packed, 150hp SE 2.0 FSI VW Touran. It really makes my 38 year old gash moist when I'm driving the kids to school."

milfmobile by Wizards Sleeve June 3, 2005

MLIM

M - my
L - life
I - is
M - magic

Today I was watching Harry Potter and The Order of The Pheonix. Just as Fred and George apparated out of a scene I heard a loud bang come from upstairs. It MUST be them. MLIM.

MLIM by nkjdwqagbf February 28, 2010