milf money

when something is just way too good to be true

that movie was so good, it was milf money!

milf money by mackieronii September 6, 2020

MILF money

Disposable Visa gift cards used for the sole purpose of buying porn on the internet and not having Cornhole.com show up on your credit card statement.

<< Hey dude, you accidentally threw away your credit card.
>> Don't sweat it bro, that's just some used up MILF money!

MILF money by Mr. Softey February 4, 2009

milfmones

MILF (acronym: mother I'd like to fuck) + hormones (a regulatory substance in your body) = Milfmones, which is a particular stage in the natural hormone cycle for hot mothers others want to fuck. Milfmones control hot mothers' bodies telling them what to do and when to do it. Often Milfmones will go wild with the desire for younger partners but are not always discriminatory. This can lead to some embarrassing apologies for fucking your adult children's best friends.

Oh sweetheart - I am so sorry that you walked in on me giving your best friend Jimmy a blowie, I am not sure what came over me, it must be these damn Milfmones making me go crazy.

milfmones by Harvi Wallbanger July 25, 2023

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022