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Midget Dick 

(n) - In a workplace setting, a proposal with which the proposing party is obsessively infatuated in spite of the fact that the idea obviously lacks commercial, technical or intellectual merit. The term "midget dick" is especially appropriate to proposals advanced by leadership, because the Napoleonic height of the midget is implicitly compared to the leadership of the proposing party. Midget dick proposals are usually implemented only if the midget is sufficiently powerful that coworkers are unwilling to point out the obvious deficiencies.
The customers are going to make fun of the latest midget dick from our product manager, but nobody's willing to stop her because she's sleeping with the boss.

this ain’t no long dick on a midget

Everyone knows midgets DO NOT have a long wanker. That being said, you say this When you are telling a story that is hard to believe but very true
- Linda listen. This ain’t no long dick on a midget okay I really did this

Dick on a midget 

A good 7 inches on a midget. Meaning slightly taller than a midget.
If you are short yet not on midget status, you got a dick on a midget!
Dick on a midget by Alaina Joy December 1, 2010

stick my dick in a midget 

After seeing Heather take a cucumber, Geof exclaimed, "Well stick my dick in a midget! I didn't know you could do that!"

midiget dick 

When a large man has a penis that is not in proportion to his body size.
Yeah michaellee33 has such a migiget dick

MidgetDictionary.com 

The website that you are redirected to when the CIA accidentally turns you into a midget after you were captured by them for trying to view DwarvenDictionary.com without being a dwarf. It is also just a dictionary for regular midgets. Though if you view MidgetDictionary.com without being a midget, the CIA doesn’t care.
MidgetDictionary.com is for all to enjoy.
MidgetDictionary.com by a handicap. September 8, 2022
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