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a Minecraft treasure enchantment that is easily gotten from the librarian villager
dude it took me almost an hour to get a mending villager ugg
mending by mending August 24, 2022

Mending Babies 

The act of fucking and/or making a baby.
We were mending babies so fucking good last night.

We mended babies and now I am due in 12 weeks.

Mending Book 

A Mending Book is a rather useful item in Minecraft. Using said enchantment on a tool or weapon will make the tool/weapon automatically be repaired by a specific incremental amount when picking up Experience Points.
Alternatively: Something Grian will never get.
"The ocean provides, I know it does. That next book, I know it; I can feel that it will be mending!"
*It was not a mending book.*
Mending Book by fishingrodfrenzy777 February 21, 2024

Mending tribe 

Derived from the Indonesian slang term "kaum mendang-mending" (the persons with many considerations), this means someone who does this refers to individuals who are highly cautious about spending money. They prefer to weigh their options carefully and often seek cheaper alternatives, believing that expenditures should only occur when absolutely necessary.
Ever since I joined the Mending tribe, I've been skipping pricey cinema tickets and opting for watching movies at home instead."

like mending roads in summertime 

Used to describe any untimely or unnecessary expenditure of effort or money.

Adapted from Shakespeare (Merchant of Venice), and in that day roads were in far better shape during the summer months, so mending roads in summertime was considered redundant.
Guy 1: "I'd better review for my phsychology exam"

Guy 2: "Study for a class that easy? That's like mending roads in summertime!"

Mandingo Jaw Breaker 

Massive cigar. Usually bigger than a massive BBC (Big Black Cock). The term originated in a Youtube video I just watched about rolling cigars, where the man calls big cigars "Mandingo Jaw Breakers".
"We dont want to be rolling a Mandingo Jaw Breaker."