MAN FISH 

a man's sperm

clear up your man fish that's a right mess

MAN FISH by forest boy April 1, 2011

Scaly man fish 

A man that is scaly like a fish and drinks baileys from a shoe. Like Old Gregg!

OLD GREGG BITCH! scaly man fish

Scaly man fish by Scott12311 December 18, 2008

hunky man fish 

A male with extremely attractive characteristics appealing to a large variety of women/men. A 'fish' you've snagged or hope to snag, he is your boyfriend, husband, crush, etc. This refers to a man you find handsome, or attractive. It is only used on the most striking and gorgeous men.

Miranda, "Wow that Justin Bieber is such a hunky man fish."
Cassidy, "Nah, I've seen better, Robert Downey Jr. is a hunky man fish."

hunky man fish by theLoveDocta March 3, 2011

Asian Fish Man 

Only the Coolest Superhero.
Ever.

He was born in Japan, in 1956, and is male, and lives in a Fishbowl.
He reponds to trouble almost instantly, appearing in a flash, and the floor is littered by goldfish. He says his slogan "OH NOES YOU DON'T YOU N00B, YOU DONT DARE PK THIS FINE LADY, PREPARE FOR ASIANFISHYMAN!!@!@!@!@11111ONEONEONE!!1!!11!ELEVENONE1!!@"
He will attack his enemys by throwing flyers from a seafood resteraunt at them, which hypnotize his enemy into going to a fish resteraunt and ordering salmon.

Asian Fish Man,
I love you.

Woman: "Who will save me?"
Turbonegro (2nd def): "No one bitch!"
Woman: "Noes!"
(Flash of light, followed by goldfish raining from teh sky above)
Asian Fish Man: "OH NOES YOU DON'T YOU N00B, YOU DONT DARE PK THIS FINE LADY, PREPARE FOR ASIANFISHYMAN!!@!@!@!@11111ONEONEONE!!1!!11!ELEVENONE1!!@"

Asian Fish Man by justINSECURE August 5, 2008

give a man a fish 

Give a man a fish feed him for a day, teach him to fish, feed him for life

It means that it's better to learn something and have that skill forever rather than being given it and never being able to do it for yourself

Joe: Can you make me one of your cakes?
Lisa: How about I teach you how to make it
Joe: Why bother It'll take longer to make?
Lisa: Give a man a fish

give a man a fish by Quismyk December 31, 2016

Monkey Fish Man 

Unique species of hybrid animal, also known as the Quagalabinnafish. Is proeminent in dodging everything thrown his way, and even things that are NOT thrown his way, or even near him, for that matter.

Example #1:

Naru stabsssss teh monkey.
Monkey Fish Man dodges.


Example #2:

Mart opens up a pot of mayonnaise.
Monkey Fish Man dodges.

Monkey Fish Man by Mart September 12, 2004

Star Fish Man 

It's me, you motherfuckers, it's Star Fish Man. I have the IQ of a Starfish, which is 2. But I'm also pretty fucking passive aggressive, and if you fuck with me I'll fucking inseminate your mother. I'm also colorful in appearance and language.

The big ass Starfish alien from The Suicide Squad is my cousin. Don't fuck with me.

Love you too, Matthew, if you're reading this.

"Dude Star Fish Man just fucked my mom and posted it on pornhub! Looks like I'm gonna have a sibling after all..."

Star Fish Man by Star Fish Man March 15, 2022