6 definitions by Client 09
Steve: You hear about that cheesedick on Wall street that suckered everyone into giving him money, then ran off on his Yacht?
Charles: Yeah, they got Madoffed.
Charles: Yeah, they got Madoffed.
by Client 09 January 10, 2009
by Client 09 August 16, 2008
When bros choose to hang out at home on a weekend, and eat pizza and ice cream rather than going out and getting shit-faced drunk. Generally a movie or two will be watched during said night.
Keith: "what did you do last night?"
Derek: "Had a fat chick prom night with my buddy Sam"
Keith: "fags"
Derek: "Had a fat chick prom night with my buddy Sam"
Keith: "fags"
by Client 09 January 18, 2009
Stan: "Look at the Nat Geos on that granny."
Dan: "Yeah, I bet she lactates rust."
Stan: "Dude, really?"
Dan: "Yeah, I bet she lactates rust."
Stan: "Dude, really?"
by Client 09 December 28, 2009
To fuck up, or fail at naturally occurring situations that the Common Joe would have to go out of their way to ruin.
To be terrible at everything.
To fail at every possible level, even existing.
To be terrible at everything.
To fail at every possible level, even existing.
"So we were in the middle of having sex and I shat on her bed, I really Burged Out."
"After taking a piss, I forgot to put my dick away. Burged!"
"Did you guys hear about Dan? He broke his back trying to suck his own dick! Man, he has been Burging Out a lot lately."
"After taking a piss, I forgot to put my dick away. Burged!"
"Did you guys hear about Dan? He broke his back trying to suck his own dick! Man, he has been Burging Out a lot lately."
by Client 09 August 16, 2008
A low-income, farm-raised, greasy, scaley, HIV encrusted nigger dick. It got this name from that nigger, Leroy.
Steven: "Man, I was in kindergarden and it was naptime and I was napping ... I woke up and bazoom!! Leroy's Alligator was dangling right in front of my face. I could fucking smell it. It smelled like a dirty puddle."
Bart: "What did you do then?"
Steven: "I pulled a pencil out of my pencil pouch and shanked that nigger dick. Muther fucker been pissing with a limp since he was 6.'
Bart: "What did you do then?"
Steven: "I pulled a pencil out of my pencil pouch and shanked that nigger dick. Muther fucker been pissing with a limp since he was 6.'
by Client 09 October 29, 2008