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1. Something porn-addicted weirdos say.
2. A smelly chode.
chud: I bet if she takes enough MAGAcock she'll leave woketardism behind.
MAGAcock by chad+stud March 14, 2026
Words you can keep
Combines the acronym MAGA, originating from President Donald Trump’s “Make America Great Again” movement, and the word cock.

Refers to MAGA followers’ dicks, originating from MAGA twitter accounts tweeting about using their cocks to convince “woke” people into becoming MAGA followers.
MAGA follower: “She’s one MAGAcock away from leaving woketardism”
Normal person: “What the fuck are you talking about”
MAGAcock by vin_rin April 28, 2026
MAGA stands for “Make America Great Again, which is Trump’s election slogan. A cuck means that your lover got stolen. You get the word “MAGACUCK” when you combine the two. You use it on people who thought Trump would get another 4 more years, but he lost big time.
Guy 1: Trump 2020! 4 more years!
*Trump loses*
Guy 1: WTF?

Guy 2: Get MAGACUCKED
MAGACUCK by Hazing@420 November 28, 2020

megacock 

A large penis that is much larger than average, but still smaller than a gigacock and a teracock.
he: what say you polish my megacock, sweetie?
she: totally!
megacock by killerdove November 23, 2011

MAGACUCKED 

Getting cucked feels like getting robbed of something. MAGA stands for “Make America Great Again,” which is Trump’s election slogan. You get the word “MAGACUCKED” when you combine the two. It’s used on someone who confidently said that Trump would win in the 2020 election, but he lost.
Guy 1: Trump 2020! 4 more years!
*Trump loses*
Guy 1: WTF?

Guy 2: Get MAGACUCKED
MAGACUCKED by Hazing@420 November 28, 2020

Magicock 

The male equivalent of Magic Pussy. Usually owned by sexy-ass jews. A dick so good it's like crack for your mouth / pussy / asshole.

You gots ta have it.
Girl: That guy's dick was so good I totally didn't care he spent the whole time talking about computer games, I just laid there and hallucinated unicorns while uncontrollably shaking.

Girl2: Damn. He gots the magicock.
Magicock by UnicornBoy March 26, 2013

Megacock 

Megacock
Megacock by Im A Musjew February 20, 2020
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I hit a real purple patch.

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