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Megacock 

Megacock
Megacock by Im A Musjew February 20, 2020

Chad Super O’Megacock 

That means you have Big cock energy Mega big cock energy and you’re a total Chad and you will always be a Chad with the rest of your life
Yo you’re a Chad Super O’Megacock

Chad O’Megacock 

Will do that’s a Chad O’Megacock

Meglacock 

A penis from a Megalodon that has been based and laced with Roofies, Cocaine, formaldehyde, benzocaine, salvia, Mollie, heroin, meth, and black tar heroin; giving your butthole the Bubble Berry Blast through a funnel.
Man, my girl is into some freaky shit,she has me give her the meglacock!

Bro, I gave myself a Meglacock
Meglacock by rycord September 25, 2023
The burliest of all penis.
NOT ASIAN, usually black, Hugified penis. The Mega-Cock is a dangerous weapon once inserted in the uterus.
Mega-Cock by rlle January 19, 2008

super mega cock suckinator 2000

More modern name for my moms vacuum cleaner
I love using my super mega cock suckinator 2000
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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