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M.S.D. stands for "maximum squirting distance," referring to the max distance a girl can squirt girl cum out her vagina.
"What's your M.S.D?"
"Dude, Becky's M.S.D. is like 5 feet!"
M.S.D. by rolling_sideways October 27, 2011

E.M.S.D. 

1. An acronym which stands for "Eat My Short Dick." Danny the Tourettes Guy is the genius who coined the phrase while in a blind rage cleaning out the refrigerator.
2. An acronym which stands for "East Moline School District." Probably a bum fuck school because it's in bum fuck Illinois.
1. *phone rings* E.M.S.D. !! *phone rings again* AWWW, FUCK!!!

2. "Where do you go to school?" "Hillcrest Elementary" "Where the fuck is that, E.M.S.D. ?" "Yeah...." "Awwww, FUCK!!!"
E.M.S.D. by Set Abominae6 December 12, 2011

l.m.s.y.d.u.y.n.i.m.m 

Let
Me

Suck
Your
Dick
Until
You

Nut
In
My
Mouth
Your mans sitting at the end of the bed and your like “l.m.s.y.d.u.y.n.i.m.m”

L.M.S.Y.D.T.Y.C.O.M.F 

Let me suck your dick till you come on my face
Girl: L.M.S.Y.D.T.Y.C.O.M.F
Guy:hell ya

l.m.s.y.d.t.y.n.i.m.m

Let Me Suck Yo Dick Til You Nut In My Mouth
*texts ya man*" l.m.s.y.d.t.y.n.i.m.m👅💦"

L.M.S.Y.D.U.Y.C.I.M.M 

Let me suck your dick until you cum in my mouth.
Girl: (whispers in boy's ear ) {L.M.S.Y.D.U.Y.C.I.M.M} let me suck your dick until you cum in my mouth.
Boy: shit go right ahead.
L.M.S.Y.D.U.Y.C.I.M.M by anonymous January 4, 2021
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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