M.S.D.

M.S.D. stands for "maximum squirting distance," referring to the max distance a girl can squirt girl cum out her vagina.

"What's your M.S.D?"
"Dude, Becky's M.S.D. is like 5 feet!"

by rolling_sideways October 27, 2011

M.S.D

stands for multiple shagging disorder!When a person feels the need to have sex with several people every week!

Bloke: So doc what have I got
Doc: I'm afraid to say you have m.s.d and i'm sorry but it's incurable I will prescribe you some condoms

by katrina January 11, 2005

E.M.S.D.

1. An acronym which stands for "Eat My Short Dick." Danny the Tourettes Guy is the genius who coined the phrase while in a blind rage cleaning out the refrigerator.
2. An acronym which stands for "East Moline School District." Probably a bum fuck school because it's in bum fuck Illinois.

1. *phone rings* E.M.S.D. !! *phone rings again* AWWW, FUCK!!!

2. "Where do you go to school?" "Hillcrest Elementary" "Where the fuck is that, E.M.S.D. ?" "Yeah...." "Awwww, FUCK!!!"

by Set Abominae6 December 12, 2011

l.m.s.y.d.u.y.n.i.m.m

Let
Me

Suck
Your
Dick
Until
You

Nut
In
My
Mouth

Your mans sitting at the end of the bed and your like “l.m.s.y.d.u.y.n.i.m.m”

by Can I kick it March 6, 2020

L.M.S.Y.D.T.Y.C.O.M.F

Let me suck your dick till you come on my face

Girl: L.M.S.Y.D.T.Y.C.O.M.F
Guy:hell ya

by Bitchytaco69 March 14, 2017

l.m.s.y.d.t.y.n.i.m.m

Let Me Suck Yo Dick Til You Nut In My Mouth

*texts ya man*" l.m.s.y.d.t.y.n.i.m.m👅💦"

by Babyylindsiee June 28, 2018

L.M.S.Y.D.U.Y.C.I.M.M

Let me suck your dick until you cum in my mouth.

Girl: (whispers in boy's ear ) {L.M.S.Y.D.U.Y.C.I.M.M} let me suck your dick until you cum in my mouth.
Boy: shit go right ahead.

by anonymous January 4, 2021