M.N.P. 

stands for must not procreate.

Applied to morons who, by law, should not be allowed to make children.

Bill: so, last week, I started para sailing and I was looking up at the sky instead of the ground, so I look down and see that I'm about to land in this swamp full of alligators.

Me: wait, you para sailed over a fucking swamp?

Bill: yeah.

Me: dude you are beyond M.N.P. You're to the point now that you're too stupid to exist.

M.N.P. by potterfreak82 March 4, 2011

C.M.N.P 

Chase Money Not Pussy

yo you still tryna work at that job?
Yea man uk me man C.M.N.P
haha i see you

C.M.N.P by ask_about_m3 July 1, 2011

C.M.N.P 

1. The best thing in the world, chocolate chip cookies, milk and naked pleasures, all at once. Pure heaven.

2. Simultaneously engaging in the activity of naked pleasures whilst eating cookies and drinking milk.

3. Watching pornographic films where substantial amounts of cookies and milk are involved.

Background:
Ventrilo chat conversation with Requiem the domme, Beretta the whore and Naru the pervert.

Naru: *insert perverted things here*
Requiem: =O You mean like... naked pleasures?
Beretta: Hahaha what's naked pleasures?!
Requiem: Surely you don't need me to explain?!
Beretta: Hehe I can guess.
Random Bystander: I want some cookies and milk.
Requiem: I want some cookies and milk... and naked pleasures!
Beretta: Cookies, milk AND naked pleasures? All at once?!
Requiem: YEAH! ^_^ Cookies, milk and naked pleasures! XD

Also see "Cookies, Milk and Naked Pleasures", "cookies milk naked pleasures", "CMNP"

Requiem: Beretta, the marines are going to try siege the halls, I will give you cookies, milk and naked pleasures if you'll lerk lift me to the jet pack room so I can take out their RT's now!
Beretta: Okay :D
_________________

Requiem: Rue, eject the comm and you go commander. You're the only one leet enough to save this mess. We have four IP's and no advanced armory and the siege doors are about to open!
Rue: No!
Requiem: I'll give you cookies, milk and naked pleasures...
Rue: *sigh* Okay... *gets in comm chair*
Requiem: XD

C.M.N.P by [LaFeeVerte]Requiem August 28, 2004

Browse A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z # new Categories 🎓 College 🚬 Drugs 🍰 Food 💬 Internet 🎧 Music 🙋🏽 Name 🙏 Religion 🍆 Sex ⚽️ Sports 📈 Work Store Blog 

Basically the thing that comes out whenever you copy and paste the upper tab of the Urban Dictionary site.

Urban Dictionary
Browse A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z # new Categories 🎓 College 🚬 Drugs 🍰 Food 💬 Internet 🎧 Music 🙋🏽 Name 🙏 Religion 🍆 Sex ⚽️ Sports 📈 Work Store Blog

Browse A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z # new Categories 🎓 College 🚬 Drugs 🍰 Food 💬 Internet 🎧 Music 🙋🏽 Name 🙏 Religion 🍆 Sex ⚽️ Sports 📈 Work Store Blog by \/+{[me]}+\/ April 29, 2021

Browse A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z # new Categories Store Blog 

the result of copying and pasting the text at the top of your screen.

i was so bored i put

Browse A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z # new Categories Store Blog in and clicked search

Browse A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z # new Categories Store Blog by bruhthisismyhandle August 18, 2021

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z # new

Looks like you already did:
-Word of the Day
-top definition
-urban dictionary browse categories vote store blog
-Activity
-• © 1999-2021 Urban Dictionary ® • advertise • terms of service • privacy • dmca • bug report • help • blog • data subject request
-urban dictionary is written by you
-define a word
-College Name Drugs Religion Food Sex Internet Sports Music Work
-GET A _____ MUG FOR YOUR ___ ______.
-Type any word...
-www.urbandictionary.com
-define.php?term=
and
-get the neck gaiter and mug
Now you thought searching this will result in nothing? LOL!

You must be bored or something

Anyways, this was the thing you see when going to the "Browse" dropdown button in the Urban Dictionary menu bar.

Someone: I want to see every word in Urban Dictionary that starts with CI
Someone: *Goes to the "Browse" dropdown button*
Urban Dictionary: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z # new
Someone: Oh, I know it!
Someone: *Clicks on C*
Urban Dictionary: CA CB CC CD CE CF CG CH CI CJ CK CL CM CN CO CP CQ CR CS CT CU CV CW CX CY CZ
Someone: *Clicks on CI*
Urban Dictionary: *Shows every single word that starts with CI*
Someone: There!

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z # new by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 11, 2021

Plan L-M-N-O-P 

Every girl has a back-up plan, a plan B, or even plan C when trying to get laid. Some girls have a longer list that go all the way to L-M-N-O-P (like mine).

The "L-M-N-O-P's" are your last resort. He doesn't care that your stumbling and slurring your speech. He doesn't care that you have been dancing with other guys all night. He doesn't care that you haven't shaved your legs. He is the guy that will take you as you are no matter what just to get a shot at you. They lower their standards for you because you are drunk, they will probably never have a shot at you again, or the times they had you they really liked the cookie. But you lower your standards because they aren't attractive, you haven't found anyone better, or the last time you guys hooked up he didn't lay it down. The LMNOP's are an option that you just don't take.

My advice, just go home.

aimee: i need a quickie tonight

ashlee: why dont you call johnny over?

aimee: he was super lame last time we hooked up

ashlee: oh so he's your plan B now?

aimee: nah, more like a Plan L-M-N-O-P. Ya know, i'm really tired..maybe I should just go home alone tonight

Plan L-M-N-O-P by Good Girlz Gone Bad September 11, 2011