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R.A.B.G.A.F.B.A.N.B.B.B.H.F.S.F.S.O.M.A.Y.H.C.T.P.T.F.O.A.S.A.R.A.N by anonymous April 15, 2022
L.a.r.r.y ‘Retarded Chimp’ M.a.j.o.r
It should come as no surprise to anyone that knows and/or has to work with The N.i.g.g.e.r L.a.r.r.y M.a.j.o.r in O.m.a.h.a that he has extreme issues with his behavior, mannerisms, personality, hygiene, etc. This retarded nigger is living proof that this condition is genetic. His defective genes have been passed on, resulting in his retarded offspring. Condolences go to the unfortunate child, but not to this prime example of a subnormal specimen that never should have been allowed to procreate in the first place.
The gene pool for L.a.r.r.y ‘Retarded Chimp’ M.a.j.o.r should have been severed prior to his creation. Society is continually plagued with this sick, alcoholic piece of shit. A prime example of procreation out of ignorance.
L.a.r.r.y ‘Retarded Chimp’ M.a.j.o.r by papaboy March 1, 2013
M.A.R.S.
Morning After Remorse Syndrome. The feeling of regret about the previous night's alcohol-induced activities. M.A.R.S. can have direct causes, such as engaging in buffoonery, or can be a general sense of remorse not attached to a specific incident. M.A.R.S. can exist separate from a hangover, as its effects are purely mental and emotional, rather than physical. (pronounced mahrz)
Guy A: Ah man, I have a really bad case of M.A.R.S.
Guy B: That's probably because you hooked up with that butterface and drunk-dialed your mom.
Guy B: That's probably because you hooked up with that butterface and drunk-dialed your mom.
M.A.R.S. by WholeLottaBS January 4, 2011
m.a.r.i.n.e.s.
m.a.r.i.n.e.s. by blowme234 October 30, 2007
s.m.a.r.t.
super manly and ridiculously tricked-out
acronym used when describing guys that make nerds feel bad about their intelligence.
acronym used when describing guys that make nerds feel bad about their intelligence.
s.m.a.r.t. by THEEMisterC June 14, 2011
M.A.R.N.B
M.A.R.N.B by Ricardo1999 February 24, 2017
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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