It should come as no surprise to anyone that knows and/or has to work with The N.i.g.g.e.r L.a.r.r.y M.a.j.o.r in O.m.a.h.a that he has extreme issues with his behavior, mannerisms, personality, hygiene, etc. This retarded nigger is living proof that this condition is genetic. His defective genes have been passed on, resulting in his retarded offspring. Condolences go to the unfortunate child, but not to this prime example of a subnormal specimen that never should have been allowed to procreate in the first place.
The gene pool for L.a.r.r.y ‘Retarded Chimp’ M.a.j.o.r should have been severed prior to his creation. Society is continually plagued with this sick, alcoholic piece of shit. A prime example of procreation out of ignorance.
Morning After Remorse Syndrome. The feeling of regret about the previous night's alcohol-induced activities. M.A.R.S. can have direct causes, such as engaging in buffoonery, or can be a general sense of remorse not attached to a specific incident. M.A.R.S. can exist separate from a hangover, as its effects are purely mental and emotional, rather than physical. (pronounced mahrz)
Guy A: Ah man, I have a really bad case of M.A.R.S.
Guy B: That's probably because you hooked up with thatbutterface and drunk-dialed your mom.