M.A.R.S.

Morning After Remorse Syndrome. The feeling of regret about the previous night's alcohol-induced activities. M.A.R.S. can have direct causes, such as engaging in buffoonery, or can be a general sense of remorse not attached to a specific incident. M.A.R.S. can exist separate from a hangover, as its effects are purely mental and emotional, rather than physical. (pronounced mahrz)

Guy A: Ah man, I have a really bad case of M.A.R.S.
Guy B: That's probably because you hooked up with that butterface and drunk-dialed your mom.

M.A.R.S. by WholeLottaBS January 4, 2011

M.A.R.S.

M.A.R.S. is an acronym for Mass Alcohol, Reefer, & Sex.

I joined the M.A.R.S. fan club on facebook because I love sex, drugs, and beer.

M.A.R.S. by Rod Akron April 26, 2010

M.A.R.S.

M.A.R.S. can also be used as an acronym for Marathon Ass Raping Session

Matt and Keith's buttholes were raw after M.A.R.S.

M.A.R.S. by Tittytat tisses July 5, 2016

R.A.B.G.A.F.B.A.N.B.B.B.H.F.S.F.S.O.M.A.Y.H.C.T.P.T.F.O.A.S.A.R.A.N 

Idk lol

"Your such a R.A.B.G.A.F.B.A.N.B.B.B.H.F.S.F.S.O.M.A.Y.H.C.T.P.T.F.O.A.S.A.R.A.N"
"Penis"

R.A.B.G.A.F.B.A.N.B.B.B.H.F.S.F.S.O.M.A.Y.H.C.T.P.T.F.O.A.S.A.R.A.N by anonymous April 15, 2022

A n d y M a r c u s 

A synonym for "perfect".

I could never grasp the meaning of "perfect" - until I met Andy. Suddenly, the definition fell into place, and my breath was taken away each moment I spent with him.

Perfection is not attainable. Unless you're A n d y M a r c u s.

A n d y M a r c u s by Ana For Andy March 23, 2013

m.a.r.i.n.e.s. 

A Synonym for My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment, Sir

Look at all those m.a.r.i.n.e.s. getting off the ship!

m.a.r.i.n.e.s. by blowme234 October 30, 2007

s.m.a.r.t. 

super manly and ridiculously tricked-out

acronym used when describing guys that make nerds feel bad about their intelligence.

Steve and Tyler are so s.m.a.r.t. they have bright futures and hot girls.

s.m.a.r.t. by THEEMisterC June 14, 2011