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E.M.A.L.A.C.C? 

“My man full he just ate, he E.M.A.L.A.C.C?”
E.M.A.L.A.C.C? by Lizzgrant September 17, 2023

E.A.M.Q.E.A.D.M.V.E.E.M.D.M.A.C.E.C.N.L.H 

E.A.M.Q.E.A.D.M.V.E.E.M.D.M.A.C.E.C.N.L.H

The M.A.C. System

The M.A.C. System refers to a remarkably simple system that every male puts into effect at one time or another. The M.A.C. stands for:

M-Move in
A-After
C-Completion

In short, once one of your friends is done or broken up with a girl, you silently move in to support the girl in her time of dire need. Crushed and heartbroken, the girl will talk incessantly, but will eventually open up sexually. It can be noted that this system requires almost minimal effort and simply nodding and listening works, combined with a few hugs.

The M.A.C. System was made popular by Mac, a fictional character from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. His system is highly underrated and deserves as much attention as the D.E.N.N.I.S. System.
Example #1

Dennis: "What is this swooping in business?"

Mac: "Oh that's my system,The MAC: Move in After Completion. I wait til you're done with them and then I swoop in, give them a shoulder to cry on, then we hump."

Dennis: "You've been humping these girls after I'm done with them?"

Mac: "Oh yeah dude! I'm swimming in your wake."

Example #2

Robert: "Hey, Charlie, you get laid this weekend?"

Charlie: "Yeah, Mike broke up with Holly on Thursday so I used The M.A.C. System on her and we made sweet, passionate love."

Robert: "No kidding? Bump it."
The M.A.C. System by Brocker V December 7, 2009
This is the second part of the D.E.N.N.I.S. Method used to seduce woman. After someone uses the D.E.N.N.I.S. method someone else can

M. move in
A. After
C. completion
and easily steal the girl. This was made popular in the show "Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia"
Dude i gutta M.A.C. that chick to get the scraps
M.A.C. by Dsquared7 December 24, 2009

M.A.C Block 

An area in the city of Vallejo, where only the true mac's are found hustling. It is located on the corner of Miller Ave (around the corner from Teeters and Smorga Bobs)
Its a mac thang...Biatch! M.A.C Block...Ya Know!!
M.A.C Block by MaCk So December 23, 2003

G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G 

Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing meachnism and cancer injecting needle gun.(is to be said really fast...all at once without breathing)
Taco "what the hell is that"
Ryan "G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G"
Taco " a what O.o"
Ryan "a Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing meachnism and cancer injecting needle gun"