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E.M.A.L.A.C.C?
E.M.A.L.A.C.C? by Lizzgrant September 17, 2023
E.A.M.Q.E.A.D.M.V.E.E.M.D.M.A.C.E.C.N.L.H
E.A.M.Q.E.A.D.M.V.E.E.M.D.M.A.C.E.C.N.L.H by anonymous June 15, 2021
The M.A.C. System
The M.A.C. System refers to a remarkably simple system that every male puts into effect at one time or another. The M.A.C. stands for:
M-Move in
A-After
C-Completion
In short, once one of your friends is done or broken up with a girl, you silently move in to support the girl in her time of dire need. Crushed and heartbroken, the girl will talk incessantly, but will eventually open up sexually. It can be noted that this system requires almost minimal effort and simply nodding and listening works, combined with a few hugs.
The M.A.C. System was made popular by Mac, a fictional character from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. His system is highly underrated and deserves as much attention as the D.E.N.N.I.S. System.
M-Move in
A-After
C-Completion
In short, once one of your friends is done or broken up with a girl, you silently move in to support the girl in her time of dire need. Crushed and heartbroken, the girl will talk incessantly, but will eventually open up sexually. It can be noted that this system requires almost minimal effort and simply nodding and listening works, combined with a few hugs.
The M.A.C. System was made popular by Mac, a fictional character from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. His system is highly underrated and deserves as much attention as the D.E.N.N.I.S. System.
Example #1
Dennis: "What is this swooping in business?"
Mac: "Oh that's my system,The MAC: Move in After Completion. I wait til you're done with them and then I swoop in, give them a shoulder to cry on, then we hump."
Dennis: "You've been humping these girls after I'm done with them?"
Mac: "Oh yeah dude! I'm swimming in your wake."
Example #2
Robert: "Hey, Charlie, you get laid this weekend?"
Charlie: "Yeah, Mike broke up with Holly on Thursday so I used The M.A.C. System on her and we made sweet, passionate love."
Robert: "No kidding? Bump it."
Dennis: "What is this swooping in business?"
Mac: "Oh that's my system,The MAC: Move in After Completion. I wait til you're done with them and then I swoop in, give them a shoulder to cry on, then we hump."
Dennis: "You've been humping these girls after I'm done with them?"
Mac: "Oh yeah dude! I'm swimming in your wake."
Example #2
Robert: "Hey, Charlie, you get laid this weekend?"
Charlie: "Yeah, Mike broke up with Holly on Thursday so I used The M.A.C. System on her and we made sweet, passionate love."
Robert: "No kidding? Bump it."
The M.A.C. System by Brocker V December 7, 2009
M.A.C Block
An area in the city of Vallejo, where only the true mac's are found hustling. It is located on the corner of Miller Ave (around the corner from Teeters and Smorga Bobs)
M.A.C Block by MaCk So December 23, 2003
G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G
Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing meachnism and cancer injecting needle gun.(is to be said really fast...all at once without breathing)
Taco "what the hell is that"
Ryan "G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G"
Taco " a what O.o"
Ryan "a Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing meachnism and cancer injecting needle gun"
Ryan "G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G"
Taco " a what O.o"
Ryan "a Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing meachnism and cancer injecting needle gun"
G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G by TS-128 March 9, 2009
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