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M.A.A.C

Martial Asshole Aristocrat Class. Simply put, a class of people who think they're better than everyone and are total douches about it.
The Nazis envisioned a system where they were the M.A.A.C. They were total jerks.
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E.M.A.L.A.C.C?

“My man full he just ate, he E.M.A.L.A.C.C?”
by Lizzgrant September 17, 2023
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T.I.M.T.A.C.M.T.A.L.L.M.T.A.L.B.I.M.Y.M.A.I.A.G.U

This Is More Than A Crush More Than A Like Like More Than A Love Baby I’ma Make You Mine And I Ain’t Giving Up
T.I.M.T.A.C.M.T.A.L.L.M.T.A.L.B.I.M.Y.M.A.I.A.G.U
Is the lyrics to the song ‘Don’t Run Away’ from the movie Let It Shine
by Virtual shy June 22, 2021
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R.O.F.L.U.S.J.O.M.A.M.M.S.R.O.F.L.B.T.I.D.I.A.C.I.A

Rolling on the floor laughing until someone jumps on me makes me stop rolling on the floor laughing but then I do it again cuz it's awesome.
Player 1: I PWNED J00 R.O.F.L.U.S.J.O.M.A.M.M.S.R.O.F.L.B.T.I.D.I.A.C.I.A!

Player 2: STFU N00B
by xCascade October 21, 2010
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The M.A.C. System

The M.A.C. System refers to a remarkably simple system that every male puts into effect at one time or another. The M.A.C. stands for:

M-Move in
A-After
C-Completion

In short, once one of your friends is done or broken up with a girl, you silently move in to support the girl in her time of dire need. Crushed and heartbroken, the girl will talk incessantly, but will eventually open up sexually. It can be noted that this system requires almost minimal effort and simply nodding and listening works, combined with a few hugs.

The M.A.C. System was made popular by Mac, a fictional character from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. His system is highly underrated and deserves as much attention as the D.E.N.N.I.S. System.
Example #1

Dennis: "What is this swooping in business?"

Mac: "Oh that's my system,The MAC: Move in After Completion. I wait til you're done with them and then I swoop in, give them a shoulder to cry on, then we hump."

Dennis: "You've been humping these girls after I'm done with them?"

Mac: "Oh yeah dude! I'm swimming in your wake."

Example #2

Robert: "Hey, Charlie, you get laid this weekend?"

Charlie: "Yeah, Mike broke up with Holly on Thursday so I used The M.A.C. System on her and we made sweet, passionate love."

Robert: "No kidding? Bump it."
by Brocker V December 7, 2009
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M.A.C.

This is the second part of the D.E.N.N.I.S. Method used to seduce woman. After someone uses the D.E.N.N.I.S. method someone else can

M. move in
A. After
C. completion
and easily steal the girl. This was made popular in the show "Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia"
Dude i gutta M.A.C. that chick to get the scraps
by Dsquared7 December 24, 2009
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M.A.C Block

An area in the city of Vallejo, where only the true mac's are found hustling. It is located on the corner of Miller Ave (around the corner from Teeters and Smorga Bobs)
Its a mac thang...Biatch! M.A.C Block...Ya Know!!
by MaCk So December 23, 2003
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