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muselim by rovert reklaw February 7, 2007
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muselive 

'one of the best fansites out there' - Chris Wolstenholme (muse bassist). Muselive is a fansite that includes a large collection of live muse bootlegs as well as rare muse songs which can be downloaded. It has over thirty thousand members, all hailing from across the globe. It has come third in the DMA awards 04 for best unnoficial fansite in the world. Muse have been known to use the site in order to communicate with the fans and leave cryptic puzzles for the members to solve.
lets go on muselive.com
muselive by anonamous001 October 2, 2006
Kitty Litter
museli by Starsky July 30, 2003

muselive 

Originated from some poor soul's obsession with the band, Muse. To go "muselive" means to "go into insomnia, develop a nervous twitch and obsess about aqua dildos"
Heh, that Britney, she's gone muselive, like.
muselive by Tom March 28, 2005

MuseLive 

Extremley Popular Muse Fansite
Extremley Shite Muse Fansite
Lets all go on MuseLive and be told what to do all the time!!!
MuseLive by admin May 13, 2005

muselage 

Slippery grape residue at the bottom of wine fermentation tanks.
The fax machine won't work because it's all jammed with muselage!
muselage by djstan January 22, 2009
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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