Märkesbög

En blåögd blond snubbe från ett privilegierat område, mamma med plastbröst pappa med stor/dyr bil och båt. Brukar ofta använda rasistiska och homofobiska slang. Ganska pantad och tom i skallen överlag. Extrem rasister men vill ändå tillhöra orten. Har en väldigt hög hybris-halt. Deras värsta fiender är feministhoror och sossar som det så fint kallas på deras ”språk”. IQ har samma värde som cm på könsorgan, ca 2.

Nej, jag vill inte ha honom för han är märkesbög.
Shit vilka märkesbögar dom är.

Märkesbög by Icke-märkesbög May 4, 2020

markusbigjohnson

markusbigjohnson is a pretty decently famous tik toker. he is so gorgeous and funny and so many girls love him. he is so sweet and cute and he’s only 15! his real name is markus walt and he has a mass following of over 23.1K on instagram and more than 108.2K on tik tok. he will be turning 16 on may 8, 2019 which means he is a taurus and they’re always so cute. he is the definition of perfect.

girl: omg markusbigjohnson from tik tok is so cute like omg!!
girl 2: omg ikr i wanna date him so bad ughh

markusbigjohnson by ohmickeyursofine April 18, 2019

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markerbob

The art style used in the 2nd and 3rd season of SpongeBob, where the colored lines and very bold and the black lines are very thin, it's animated on threes instead of twos (three drawings are shown each frame instead of two), and it's more on model. Krabby Land, Pranks a Lot, One Krabs Trash, The Bully are markerbob episodes, but Party Pooper Pants, The Great Snail Race, Plankton's Army, Krab Borg and Sailor Mouth have normal animation.

The Fry Cook Games is a markerbob episode, but Jellyfish Hunter has normal animation.

markerbob by the king51101 December 15, 2021

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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