Lwards

To do something incredibly stupid or embarrassing; to move in the direction of total failure. It implies a person has completely lost their aura and kept going, even though it's already over for them.

Bruh: "Hey look at me looksmaxxing!"
(Failed and still tries)
Me: "Nah, dude, you're going Lwards at this point..."

Lwards by KoTeHoK_GaB May 13, 2026

Lardsacks 

A slang term for an obeese woman's breats. They tend to be deformed, covered in stretchmarks, and bulging out of a shirt that is too tight. People with lardsacks tend to think they are very attractive and try too pull off a get-up that is not even appropriate for those of supermodel status.

Origin: A nasty girl who OVER exposes her breasts to attract attention to them and divert everybody's eyes from her poor excuse for a body.

You: Jesus! Look at her, she should not be wearing that. Nobody wants to see that.

Friend: Ew. Those lardsacks need to be covered up.

You: Yeah! She even wore shorts too!

Friend: Lord have mercy on us

(Then somebody usually proceeds to gag)

Lardsacks by Gravois May 29, 2009

lards 

The Filipino way to say large

Dat birdie ees soooo lards

lards by Fobmaster May 8, 2005

lardscarf 

fat from the bottom of the chin to the neck area resembling a scarf around ones neck

The singer of Architecture in Helsinki is working on a lardscarf.

lardscarf by Frizzell December 17, 2008

lardscicle 

Someone named "tristan"

look at that retard! he must be named "lardscicle"!

lardscicle by GGraterson March 27, 2021

lardster 

Gentleman who exists on a diet of lard based foodstuffs such as pies and puddings and as a result is less than mobile.

I nicked his cell fone and did the off. No way that lardster was going to catch me.

lardster by Nicky G June 22, 2005

lardscaping

Shaping, defining or removing excess body fat (is there any other kind?), such as through liposuction

Damn, Francine looks hot since the doctor turned her spare monster-truck tire into an awesome hourglass. Blessed lardscaping.

lardscaping by The Master Bates February 10, 2008