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To do something incredibly stupid or embarrassing; to move in the direction of total failure. It implies a person has completely lost their aura and kept going, even though it's already over for them.
Bruh: "Hey look at me looksmaxxing!"
(Failed and still tries)
Me: "Nah, dude, you're going Lwards at this point..."
Lwards by KoTeHoK_GaB May 13, 2026
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Lardsacks 

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A slang term for an obeese woman's breats. They tend to be deformed, covered in stretchmarks, and bulging out of a shirt that is too tight. People with lardsacks tend to think they are very attractive and try too pull off a get-up that is not even appropriate for those of supermodel status.

Origin: A nasty girl who OVER exposes her breasts to attract attention to them and divert everybody's eyes from her poor excuse for a body.
You: Jesus! Look at her, she should not be wearing that. Nobody wants to see that.

Friend: Ew. Those lardsacks need to be covered up.

You: Yeah! She even wore shorts too!

Friend: Lord have mercy on us

(Then somebody usually proceeds to gag)
Lardsacks by Gravois May 29, 2009
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lards 

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The Filipino way to say large
Dat birdie ees soooo lards
lards by Fobmaster May 8, 2005

lardscarf 

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fat from the bottom of the chin to the neck area resembling a scarf around ones neck
lardscarf by Frizzell December 17, 2008

lardscicle 

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look at that retard! he must be named "lardscicle"!
lardscicle by GGraterson March 27, 2021

lardster 

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Gentleman who exists on a diet of lard based foodstuffs such as pies and puddings and as a result is less than mobile.
I nicked his cell fone and did the off. No way that lardster was going to catch me.
lardster by Nicky G June 22, 2005

lardscaping

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Shaping, defining or removing excess body fat (is there any other kind?), such as through liposuction
Damn, Francine looks hot since the doctor turned her spare monster-truck tire into an awesome hourglass. Blessed lardscaping.
lardscaping by The Master Bates February 10, 2008
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026
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